/NEET general/

This thread is for NEETKINGS and those aspiring to be.
Share your storys, tips and wisdom how to live the comfy life.
Yes this is political. It is non-violent resistance.

Me:
>Pro NEET
>Since 15 years on the force
>Seen some comfy shit

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Only niggers brag about not working

I was neeting for years suddenly stumble
on crypto money. It feels bad to have money

Good goy. 2.5 shekels have been deposited into your account.

I'll start with tips for germanons:

>Go to ze Arbeitsamt
>Get Hartz4 (soon to be Bürgergeld wich will be even better)
>Have Berufsberatung
>Actually show up to the appointment
>"Do you feel like you are able to work user?"
>Sorry I am a hardcore alcoholic I barely made it to this appointment (drink beer before for extra effect)
>Get "unvermittelbar" premium membership forever

Explain this, how come most of you faggots are trannies? If you go to imageboards/forums for neets it's always full of trannies.
There must be some sort of correlation there

Who I hit a nerve here I think. The swarm is already showing up

How much do you get for NEET in germany?

Im only getting about 2000$ after taxes per month, i think its too little. I pay 700$ in montly rent too so just a little more than 1000$ per month to live for. I usually eat good for a week then its 3 weeks waiting with noodles for next payout.

NEETing sucks but im in my 30s now and fucked up already without any future so i can only warn others now.

sorry memeflag. im in norway

Bad idea

We get rent for our place (soon even for much bigger places) and between 450 and 850€ depending on your circumstances. Also health security etc. Once you get it and do it right they will not really bother you ever again and if so you can just ignore them. They are not allowed to sanction you anymore lol

Forgot to attach an image of the queen of NEETs tranotsuki

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being a NEET is a GODDAMNED DISASTER
you are nothing.. you are vermin
I hope you are ok
1) getting no respect in life
2) everyone laughing behind your back or feeling sorry for you
3) at 45 realizing you are disgusting, putting a gun in your mouth

The trick is to not care what normies think, live sparingly, horde food and gear etc and go a lot /out/.
Keep your mind occupied. Learn to draw happiness from yourself rather than others.

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>usually eat good for a week then its 3 weeks waiting with noodles for next payout.
That is simply your own consoooomer fault user. I have half a supermarket at home at all times.

>>Pro NEET
>>Since 15 years on the force
>>Seen some comfy shit
15 years old.

35

Is there any place that only employs whites in Germany? Perhaps you could work there.

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I do work sometimes in non-taxes illegal construction work Wich is why I live even better. I am refusing paying taxes sorry. Not interested.

Neet life is basically like roleplaying as the household pet

NEET since 2014. Never felt greater.

if you want some spare cash as a NEET get on board the BBBY train its basically GME 2.0 dont waste your chance to gamble

Yes and its great. I get the pet treatment from my gf.

how much do you get per month? and rent?

With these prices we have in norway, my 2000$ a month doesnt cut for shit anymore =( I feel like im living in a prison!!! They need to double the rates because of inflation I think.

Cheers. I gotta say 2022 has been awesome so far.

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>and another 2.5 shekels withheld from your paycheck

I still life from my savings, around 200€ per month do i really need.

Best year of my life. Lost a lot of weight because I feast like a king now.

Musicians don't get you don't need to live at your parents here in Europe lol. They don't get good gibz like we do. Poor guys

Muricans*

>rent

I am a giggolo.

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Topkek junge
>I don't need to work. I am good-looking

Feel bad for them. On the other hand theyre much less taxed for bullshit.

lel
literally

>1) getting no respect in life
you sound like a woman who cares about what others think.
who gives a fuck if jews don't respect you?

>2) everyone laughing behind your back or feeling sorry for you
again, same female shaming tactic

>3) at 45 realizing you are disgusting, putting a gun in your mouth
come up with something new, woman.

looks like anti-NEETfags are literally women obsessed with shiny things

Do you guys have a similary easy to exploit system down there? How does it work?

Not sure, were not allowed owning houses like you do. Only 5000€ Schonvermögen are allowed, but I guess you can hide your stuff, if youre clever. Not in need though, see