Can my beloved grandpa pass as British?

I don’t understand why foreigners always dress like assholes. You supposedly ran from your home country from “oppression” only to wear your fucking pyjamas and silly little hats and the weird pants and have the same haircuts, like, my nigga go down to Levi’s and get a pair of jeans and maybe some nice loafers from Nordstrom or even Nordstrom Rack if you don’t mind smelling the trails of curry sweat throughout the store, shit.. what the fuck? You look like a complete fucking asshole and civilized people are either terrified of you or begrudgingly accept you and look away when they see you because laughing at your bitch ass outfit it also somehow illegal.

He's too black also he looks confused

>black also he looks confused

Maybe he's american

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I don't understand what do you mean, of course he looks quintessentially british, that's how all brits look like. Britain is muslim majority 3rd world country, they would look at you weird if you were a white christian.

your grandpa would be considered the whitest in america. So yes

Quintessentially

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pants bind up your body's natural energies and lead to sickness of the body and mind

(((levi's)))

No and neither can you

I'd say no
but most British people I know would call me an ignorant racist and say what even is British?
so...

Say what you want about Levi’s, personally *i* don’t wear or buy them, but for like $40 you can get 2 pairs of pants and NOT look like a fucking cave dwelling troglodyte, which is probably why they exist in the first place.

Easily, just say he's from Stratford or some other disgusting paki infested shithole.