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Albert Bourla, Pfizer CEO tests positive for covid.

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How the fuck do those niggers catch covid. I have been going outside for two years drinking heavily on crowd of people for that extra covid virus and nothing

4 vaccines are so effective ( at making him money) that he takes paxlovid too


>grateful to have worn 4 condoms. My wife is pregnant now. But she will be getting an abortion

Me too fren
Unvaxxed chad here that didn't even have a week where I wasn't in contact with hundreds of people, taking public transport, being around cities, being around hundreds of people at work and malls. Never wore a mask

I think they psyoped themselves. That or this is some very intrinsic af theatre.

kek

I notice a lot of high profile people tend to use the covid excuse for dropping out of the public eye for a week or so. I dont know if thats what this is but it wouldnt suprise me.

they don't. they just keep claiming they are to give media outlets an excuse to write about COVID again. can't let it fizzle out, how else are they going to keep making billions of profit each year?

roll for ack attack

Everyone that gets covid seems to have to state how many shots they've got, and then describe how elated they are to have the symptoms of a common cold.

Dead internet theory on PCP.

it is in mass media
I am sure it is true
get your (new!)boosters
safe and effective

He refused to get vaxxed in the beginning, do you really think he got the jab lol

There's no way he took the mrna jab. What's their play? Why would you tell such a ridiculous lie?

Pureblood Chad here. Two vaxxies had to leave work the other day cause the got covid. I remain uninfected still. I think the politicians and Bourla are trying to normalise the vaccines not working.

Because they test. That’s literally how you catch covid. I’ve never had a test so I’ve never had covid.

kike got covid before I did LOL

Bullshit. Bourla didn't take any jabs and he probably doesn't have COVID either.

yea I used a cotton swab in my ear once and died from aids a week later

Satan hates his followers the most.

1 jab 2 jab 3 jab 4
Jab me jab me jab me more
Getting sicker everytime
But my life is on the line

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Tests do a lot of false positives.
Also the vax unironically hinders their immune system after a while.
A couple mpnths after their last booster they are back to baseline and their chances get even worse.
Also this time period, where they're protected, gets shorter and shorter after every shot, according to official statistics, not even "schizo" or alternativ sites.

fuck it I'm going screen cap

Here I sit
What a caper
Boosted max
Heart's a failure
Boost me once
Shame on me
Boost me twice
Oh no I'm dead

I did the same fren. I caught covid last week though after being around someone who recently had it. It's just a light cough and a little fatigue. Literally nothing.

Are you sure you didn't have a cold fren? Remember those, you know, from a couple of years ago, when we all got colds and life went on.

High-profile covid cases are used to signal something.

Trump got COVID 33 days before election day and Guiliani got it 33 days after election day.

Also election day (11/3/2020) and the day WHO declared a pandemic (3/11/2020) both have 3 x 11 x 2020 = 66660.