Why is the north american pavement ape incapable of swimming, is it something in the water?

why is the north american pavement ape incapable of swimming, is it something in the water?

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Systemic racism

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WHAT DID HE KNOW

Low iq

Animals swim instinctively. Humans need to give it a little thought. Blacks are stuck between. Very sad.

All those LA cops couldn't take him down but this one swimming pool and a white lady took him out.

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You'll get any number of excuses:

>They're underprivileged and had no access to swimming pools when they were young!
This is usually code for they had shitty parents (or probably "parent" in the case of nigs) who didn't ever take them for swimming lessons or even to the local pools. Every nigged up part of town has a YMCA or something similar for them to go learn how to swim for free or relatively cheap but NO NO NO it's the white man's fault for intentionally making all black people poor, broken home apes congregating in major cities.

>They have a different body composition which ruins their ability to float
Might be true, but I've seen niggers who can swim, usually they come from intact households and have a decent amount of white admixture

My theory with most nigger drownings is that they have a far more primitive fight or flight response. When niggers are under pressure they usually do the most bluntly aggressive or crazy thing they can do. Think about it. Every time some nigger on cops starts getting put into cuffs at a traffic stop they wig out and start struggling and try to run - pants hanging around their thighs, hands ratcheted behind their backs, and when the cops inevitably tackle them and ask them what the fuck they were thinking they're speechless and have no idea. Primitive brains. This is why they're decent at sports where you don't have to think too much in the moment, you just "do" and athleticism saves the day.

Now imagine a nigger that starts drowning. Their flight response gets triggered. All that their dumb monkey brain can think of is AHH SHEEEIT I'SE GOTS TO GET OUTTA HURR!! They always chimp out, thrash about thoughtlessly, and start behaving like they could punch, rob, or steal their way out of water. This is what causes most nigger drownings. They are mostly primitive creatures. A white man under pressure can apply thought and come up with good solutions. Niggers just nig. That's why they drown.

The same reason they couldn’t leave Africa without white people.

They've never been good at it. Part of it's biological (the average black man has ~15% more lean muscle which helps with explosive movement but means they sink 15% more like a rock), part ego (consider themselves clever for thinking "don't need to know how to swim if you never get in the water"), part mental (lack the capacity to understand the concept of buoyancy and how to tread water), part environment (likely that nobody taught them how to swim).
The smart ones raised in nuclear families learn, but the overwhelming majority are neither smart, nor brought up in households that gave a damn about swimming lessons.

BLOOD VENGEANCE FOR ARYEH. AT LEAST TEN TO ONE, A HUNDRED TO ONE, BLOOD VENGEANCE WILL BE PAID

He could probably swim. He was fat as fuck. As far as I understand he drowned in a private (his? or rented?) pool. He probably suffered some kind of medical emergency while swimming. With no one around, he drowned. Treading water while having a heart attack isn't easy.

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Their bones are more dense

obese nigger found
at the bottom of the pool
thank god for chlorine

Surely he could have just flipped to his back and floated, he is a walking buoy

I can easily see that as well, panic mode going into overdrive and they tire out and drown.

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Panic is what causes most drownings

Your thread made me look up whether chimps can swim and apparently they can be taught but often their bodyshape makes it so they sink. The more you know. That means even apes are probably better swimmers than nigs.

Imagine if things get so bad economically that there start to be all-white gangs vying with blacks and mexicans for criminal drug turf.
I was picturing this in my mind and then imagining a method of execution during gang warfare is to kick a nigger into a swimming pool.
Imagine it like the scene from 300, kek.

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celebrities are all using cocaine because it gives them an edge, but lately that shit being cut with meth (ann hecht) and this fat nigger (fentanyl)

>behaving like they could punch, rob, or steal their way out of water.
Kek this made it worth the read

When you're that fat, you don't need to tread water.
You just float.
Niggers panic in water.
This is why they had a 70000 year head start, and charted no oceans.

>> Something in the water...

Yeah, a dumbass who couldn't swim

Pretty much all mammals can swim by instinct but not so much for the bipedal apes.
I don't know why africans have such trouble with it, it's a mystery