If you shave your facial hair you are a boy, not a man

what is it with men these days? they all like to have a smooth face. its almost as you are advertising yourself as a homosexual and want to be kissed by men

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Kek true

I don't shave

True. Shaving any part of your body is homosexual behavior.

He looks like a complete fag. Cringe LARP. The eyes tell all.

Basedgoys are literally paying for beard transplants to look manly. I love my facial hair, but fuck if I'm gonna let it grow and be confused for someone who grows his own lettuce and collects funkopops or sumat

i have a rule. my penis is 5.5 inches. my beard can never be shorter than the length of my penis. this should be an international law where penises are inspected for their length and their respective men must grow their beard to that length

babyface detected lmao

if you hair is thick enough and you know how to shape your beard you will never look like a soiiboy. stop spreading lies

Except your asshole. Don't want to smell like dingleberries all day. Ball sweat is fine because it's a female aphrodisiac, but don't walk around smelling like poo anons. Real men have clean asscracks.

i wash my ass with water in the shower

I look like a girl when I shave.

i havent seen my jawline in 8 years

only sandniggers grow beards.

>slide thread
>sage all over teh post
So, if shawing is gay, then why most caesars of Rome are shawed statues?

post your smooth face faggot. men that cant grow beards are not men. at least have a moustache

Liberals don't grow their own food, not even lettuce

I do too. Then if you take a single (1) shit during the day your ass hair will absorb the scent of shit and shit particles will cling to said hairs. Everyone walking behind you can smell it. You ever feel your donut itch? That's the molecules of shit stuck to ass hairs rubbing against your bussy. You want your shit path to be as smooth and clean as possible. You need them cheeks as pristine as the day you were born. Trust me on this user you don't want to be caught with a turd nugget stuck between your pork cutlets.

>i want to inspect mens penisez
>i swear im not gay

I shave my face so I can put on my face mask to rescue helpless women and children from burning buildings. I'm more of a man than you or the pitiful male you call a father will ever be.

>shave your beard goy

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Rules for growing a beard
>wait 2 weeks if you think you want to shave it.
>don't trim it yourself find a competent barber
(On that note I am so fucking sick of shitty excuses for shaving like..
>I fucked up so I tried to fix the other side then I just kept shaving.
Just fucking stop shaving cunt
>keep it kempt.

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I cut my hair short and shave more frequently in the summer, due to the heat. I still don't clean shave with a razor ever. In the fall and winter I let the hair and beard grow. Simple as.

these responsibilities are exceptions. dont be an offended twat. grow a moustache though

Fix your diet you fat fucking slob, normal people don't have greasy shits that coat their entire asshole

Of course, mustache is kino.

Unless you're using a bidet, you walk around with shit on your asshole daily. I hate to break it to you user. Would you kindly, scratch your anus and tell us the smell?

wow this thread is hard hitting. glad i came to Any Forums today

i only wipe when im using a public toilet. and i make sure to scrape my anus so hard until i see blood

user, you're supposed to wipe your ass until you don't see any brown on the toilet paper. It's not that hard.

Shut up - you selfie taking attention whore faggot.

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You are actually a gay, aren't you?

Good.

>until you don't see any brown
>toilet paper
ishiggydiggy

If you used a bidet othis wouldn't be a problem.
Personally, I sting my finger to clean the inside a bit too. Keeps the itch away.

I hate the curled mustache, it looks stupid

shaving exfoliates and is just overall more hygienic. it's also entirely dependent on whether you have a jawline worth showing or if you would rather obscure it

I grow way too much hair on my face, bros... I grow hair under my eyes

He flexes and you can see his ribcage, disgusting.

that sounds like projection user, would you want me to be?

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Where I'm from we have a name for men without beards. Women.

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I look good when I shave because I have a very handsome face

Everyone's upset at this reply but it's true. There's literally no way to avoid the shiturd particles after shits

Based.