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LETS GO
Finally
Daily reminder that Tucker is a grifter who mainly has an audience of poor, rural, obsolete, small town Americans.
>he's back
How do you know? He said he was gonna be gone for 9 days I thought.
Why hello everyone, and thanks for the bake, OP!
HE'S FUCK BACK LET'S GOOOOOO
They timed the Trump raid with the start of Tucker's vacation.
why is this guy promoting alien shit
thanks for baking, very excited for tucc time
Kys trumpkin chuds. Tucker is a low iq Jewish puppet.
5 FRIES TILL TUCC TYME. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
I thought someone on fox said he'd be back monday. I think all of /tcg/ kind of assumed he'd be back.
Now I have doubts.
Tucker has been covering the "UFO" shit for years now.
Good evening.
I hope he's back.
Monday night Tucc time. Let's goooooooooooooooooooo niggers
NIGGERS
Welcome back edition.
LETS GO YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
The shills are big mad Tucker is back. HAHA!!
he should be, if not then I would still hope for another mommy tulsi night
can you imagine sitting on a hawaii beach at night with her cuddled up next to you? mmmm
DAY 365 NIGGERS!
Soon
lol Fox definitely knows their main target audience with this shit.
is Tulsi on tonight?
heillo fren
WINE CROSSED HER LIPS TOTAL SLOOT
sup tucc bros
I owe the IRS.
Thankfully I also just had to go into the hospital 3 separate times for a hole in my stomach, and ran up about $40K in bills(after poorfag deductions) so now I have enough tax deductions to not have to pay taxes.
Also, Mike Rowe's mom looks jewish.
sup
This grandma looks pretty spry for 84.
HES BACK. THATS ALL THAT MATTERS.
The IRS owes ME money. I still haven't got my tax return which I filled for on the last day of february ffs. Tomorrow is the deadline they said I would get it by.
I better get my money.
Too soon!
MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY IS HERE!!!
Even Jesse has his own Brian Kill Me.
HE IS HERE
TUCKER!!!!
lets see
sup goyim! heil frens
phew
I would've been embarrassed if he actually wasn't here and I made it he's back edition.
lol.
>ultra classified
>ultra maga
>ultra gay
what did they mean by this?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*runs into the living room screaming*
HES BACK!!!!
Tuccs back let's gooooooooooooooooooo
oh thank god, Tucker is still alive
Bitch betta have that shit!
WE'RE BACK
This guy talking on MSBNC is Michael Beschloss - was a bestselling, top historian. Has become full-on TDS poster boy. Went from professional dropping facts to lying. And guess what else?
TUCKER IS GOING BALLS DEEP TONIGHT WITH NO LUBE IN SIGHT
Hi, Tucker's producers.
happy Mommy Monday frens! Get comfy for Tucc tonight!
I got Jedi Fallen Order last night and it's odd to play a good singleplayer EA-published game. Last one ever was an American McGee game I think.
>TUCKER IS GOING BALLS DEEP TONIGHT WITH NO LUBE IN SIGHT
Please stop being so descriptive and graphic
I am 99.9% sure he said on that thursday before he left on Friday he would be gone for 9 days. Either way, enjoy buddy!
He's a jew.
He's morbidly obese fr no cap. Sincerely hope he recovers - then quits.
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Hello Frens!
>Beschloss
With a name like that, you expect truth?
Can i get a box of Malboro Ultra Light Classified Menthol 100s please? No the green and silver ones.
Unless he's been replaced by a clone.
howdy dr pepper guy.
And evening tucker frens.
Tucker's producers if you're here have tucker blink his left eye.
hey broski long time no see
>ULTRA CLASSIFIED
love how he just picks up like he wasn’t even away for a whole week. thanks a bunch fill-ins, get ur own show
Welcome Back!
>Tucker's producers.
nigga you smokin crack?
He marries an Iranian
28She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
29Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes?
30They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.
31Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.
32At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
33Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.
34Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast.
on god?
Hey frens!
how much does Tucker pay his shills
He did it!
It's about time !
Hello.
Tucker, it was very naughty of the Jews to raid Trump while you were on vacation. I scolded the FBI on your behalf.
>guess what else?
hmmm.....what?
Unquestionably the highest IQ show on TV. Can't dispute it.
Also, are you paid by Soros types or do you humiliate yourself for free?
about three fifty
I was here last Fri for Tulsi time, but wassssup.
GADSEN NIIIIIIIII KUUUUUUN!!!
GOD I MISSED TUCC TIME
>because you couldnt make any of this up if you tried
Plotting mass confiscation? FOH
Fucking ultra niggers, ultra jews, ultra troons, ultra jannies. Every ultra time. I hope I get ultra digits.
I wish. Also hiding behind "FUCK KIKES" isn't a very convincing cover because I'm pretty sure someone on Carlson's team had to be let go because his shitposting was discovered.
Slow down I can't even see the joos.
It's like globally shutting down all conversations about a certain number, or a few statistics...
whats on the menu tonight?
where's Tucker?
NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS JUST FLEW OVER MY BEDROOM!!!
YOU DID FREN
CHECKED
KEK Look at Joe Scarkilledhiswifeborough's hair.
>Nuclear secrets
Trump gave plans for REX to Hideo Kojima himself.
Lmao, don't pretend you haven't said stuff just as embarrassing or more on Any Forums.
Only difference is you haven't been arrested yet
>GOD I MISSED TUCC TIME
Same!
former trump supporter here. ngl it's hilarious watching him crash and burn. seriously though we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes
WMDs!
Cenk Yogurt of TYT solved it boys. He says Trump stole the nuclear football & claims Trump still has it.
And how dare Trump take classified documents he declassified!
Checked
uuhh, yeah, uh, sure. I wasnt thinking about, like, holding hands or anything obscene like thath4xsdt
hey bros I'm trying to finish my dirty bomb from the trump schematics but I can't figure out where the propellant is supposed to go?
fuck off you inbred jew hick shill
Ultraman needs to come by and kill the entire US government for treason.
nigger commercial....no Tucker tonight.....fug
Would pay at least $100 for live debate b/w TC and Scarborough.
you need to go get some fresh air homeskillet, seriously.
Anyone else watching Rachel Maddow's final show tonight?
BIG AMERICAN TIDDIES!
HOWDY GADSEN BRO!
its like he's wearing a toupee at a jaunty angle.
bout tree fiddy
>Guilty of committing murder.
KEK
Hell ya!
A former president is NOT above the law. The son of a president is. Get it straight.
>start his own rogue state
tucker is going all out tonight
lol he finally said that about joe
okay but when does the metal gear ray come along?
i hate that dude
SCARBOROUGH MURDER MENTION!
cope poor white trash small town hick.. yee hawwwww