Why can't the north american pavement ape swim?

My parents taught me to swim by dropping me in the pool while we were on holiday. i stayed alive by doggy paddling. The burden of being a hwhite male is enormous.

sweet another rockfish

Mine tied rocks to me first.

i wasnt lying

Would have been worse if he wasn’t vaccinated

I used to think this was bullshit. Not anymore

independent.ie/regionals/louth/news/tributes-for-teenager-bilal-tunkara-following-laytown-discovery-41912621.html

thesun.ie/news/9095543/brother-teen-tragically-drowned-dublin-beach-funeral/

I'm glad this happened

I dunno mang, wypipo come out of the womb knowing how to tread water, so swimming class is some optional fun-time thing.
Asians don't have the instinct so they have mandatory swimming class.
Maybe black people think "Anything physical whitey can do, a brotha can do better" and it's sink or swim (usually sink).

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what if he'd taught you ironically?

>why can't the north american pavement ape swim?
Mankind was saved by the grace of niggers being unable to swim to other lands, too stupid to construct ships to sail to other lands, and unable to traverse the vast Sahara desert to pollute the lands of Europe. Thanks to the White Man's help, they have managed to escape from their containment zone and are now destroying civilization on every continent.

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It requires evolution