MOTHER OF ALL HAPPENINGS

Dont ask me how I know but Joe Biden is dead. He suffered a fatal heart attack forty five minutes ago. The white House is in chaos and Kamala Harris is preparing to be sworn in. There is talks about when to allow the media to report but it's unclear when. We are about to have our first female Commander in Chief. My best guess is that the media will be given the green light in approximately one hour. We are so fucked.

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Joe Biden was put to death years ago, he's just a PSYOP now.

2 more weeks

Your mom

Put me in the screenshot

Unreal and homosexual

RIP

I for one welcome our new God Empress of the USA! HAIL HARRIS!! HAIL HARRIS!!

finally

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>Dont ask me how I know but Joe Biden is dead.
Always has been

I would call you a lying faggot... but I thought Epstein user was as well. Put me in the screencap

Biden has been CGI and actors since BEFORE HE WAS ELECTED.
Which one of the Biden-actors has died, lad?
The Canadian or the sickly one in WalterReed?

>45 min ago
>vp getting sworn in less than hour before death of sitting president.

Yea right faggot you don't know anything about nothing

I've heard rumors that Joe Biden shat his diaper.

This better be real OP

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JOE BIDEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Fake and gay but put me in the screencaps if it happens

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Don't ask me how I know, but this is code for
>Saul Goodman dies in the finale episode

Get on your knees and lick my taint

Ohhh god this is the moment I've been waiting for a woman finally gets to be in charge because the dementia patient running the ward was already to far gone to find a suitable successor. The American dream is alive.

MEGA HAPPENING I JUST SHARTED MYSELF
UH OH STINKY !
POOO POOO PEEE PEEE

>Dont ask me how I know
one more retarded thread

>Joe Biden was put to death years ago, he's just a PSYOP now.
but the show must go on, user.

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K, keep me posted

Digits and he actually died after the covid announcement

Put me in the screencap, oh btw if you are lying down you are a massive niggerfaggot

The real Biden died years ago, it's just clones now.

False it wasn't Joe's diaper

Which one? Connected earlobes or original?

How do you know?

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Better a poo than a jew (trump)))

Put me in the screencap

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Joe Biden's heart just flew over my house

>1PBTID MEMEFLAG
ok, sure.

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wish this were true

>Rethuglican cope
Biden is fine. Dude is healthier that Dolan Drumpf, who is going to the chair due to hading nuclear codes to the vatniks.

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>Biden is dead
I've seen this thread about 10 times, that nigger is still alive. He's been fed enough foreskins to make it to the end of his 4 year term

I'm a white house staffer. I'm not sure if I'll be able to post again, things are getting crazy around here.

make it so

Put me in screencap

Also benzene = bad!

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Bs, the guy died more than 5 years ago, but forgot about it

>memeflag
Fake and gay
Sage and report fag threads

Cunnybros
Im gonna miss our president

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take a photo right of something inside now to post proof

i hope this is real

AOC SHOW TITS OR GTFO

fake and gay.
nothing ever happens.
screencap this.

> mfw everyone starts googling "joe biden dead" and the collective consciousness creates a new reality where it actually happened but you will never know it it's not just the AI shifting to a new narrative and ditching the actor that played joe biden until now

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Digits and lunchpail joe is trying to eat ice cream cone in hell but the ice cream keeps melting

I love that photo, something so dystopian about it, reminds me of 12 monkeys

Fake and gay

If this happened 45 min ago the world would already know retard

Malarky

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This is a cool post wow. How dope is the dark brandon meme my dude?

Digits and it’s true.

holy shit I just got a notification on my phone..

OP is a fag :/

how if they keep their mouth shut? are you dumb? malaka!

>Also benzene = bad!
this is true

I look forward to the drama if true.
Post proof you nigger.

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Digits and Biden shidded n farded himself to death on the White House toilet.

Just incase real I want in screencap you niggers

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Reminds me of these guys from one piece

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