This strikes fear in the hearts of jews

I've never understood this. If they have remote viewing for productivity, couldn't they just see your cursor bouncing back and forth?

Is that like a onionsbot or something? What the fuck is the point of it?

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They just think you are jerking it which means you are probably watching porn which is part of their plan anyways.

>Implying it's not jews selling useless hardware for clueless goyim.
A hardware which performs a function easily implemented by simplest software.

The problem is the company can know the software you are using. You need something physical to end the FED

Mouse jiggler vendor IDs and device IDs show up in device reports. We terminate anybody who uses them. If you have an obscure brand that isn’t on a known list you might get away with it. If you have no real IT oversight you’ll get away with it too. I’m an IT department of one and I have to look for it. They’ve terminated three users so far over mouse jigglers

If IT is any good, they would catch this straight away.

snek

Its advertised as a means to 'keep your computer from going into sleep mode' but with work from home being more common, companies are now installing software to detect for input. If no input from your kb/mouse, they assume you're watching porn and jacking off instead. So people use these devices to trick such software into thinking the human is doing something on the computer.

why would they be connected to the PC?
aren't they physical and run on batteries?

>not writing your own vba code that does an input every x second
Every corporate computer has office installed, you literally have no excuse.

He works in IT, you think he understands these things?

Sorry. You'll be swiftly fired for wage theft, eventually.

Why would you fire someone over this?

How much does it cost? If it is over 10$, then its worthless against the chad oscillating fan.

Why would you waste money on this? The software arms race will always beat physical cheats.
What about heatmaps?

Don't get it?

You can also just use an Arduino to fake a USB mouse and have it jiggle occasionally for 2$
(You can also use it for other shit too, outside of jiggling mice)

Yeah, the more intrusive software will monitor the screen and take periodic screenshots but most companies haven't gone that route due to fears of users revolting but its just a matter of time.

buy treadmill and piece of string. sorted.

Fraud.

Mostly companies dont have that, they just look at teams/slack/whatever status.

>vendor and device ID for something that isn't electrically connected to your computer
ok

this. fucking newfags can't into fucking off while wfh. what shitshow managers do these fucks have where it matters? my work is all production based. if it gets done and executed well nobody gives a fuck how much time it took or didnt take. I manage people and could give a fuck less so long as shit is done.

>We terminate anybody who uses them.
Machinebros rise up

I don't work in an office or work from home.
What fraud?

jew
teams slack will implement anti cheat engines that work the same way online videogames work
dumb wagies probably bought the usb version the wireless ran by batteries would be impossible to detect

The fraud for pretending to work. Stop acting dumb.

>dumb wagies probably bought the usb version the wireless ran by batteries would be impossible to detect
Why wouldn't they use a wall jack to USB A adapter?

>the jew fear the vibrator mouse

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how about you jiggle deez nutz

Timesheet fraud, technically.

or a USB data condom, or run it through a USB power bank, or just cut the data wires off an old USB cord, or plug it into a different computer.

Thats for remote workers who have software installed on their computer that detects mouse idle/keyboard idle to make sure the goy is working

why did i need to explain this to you.

I'm not acting dumb, I just don't understand.
If your work isn't getting done, how does randomly moving your mouse around do anything to save your ass?
I figured this was some kind of thing to keep the computer from going into sleep mode while you have it doing something that doesn't require input. Like rendering things or compiling code or database stuff.

>companies are now installing software to detect for input.
Why the fuck would you buy something physical that you can do with a few lines of an AHK script?
>F12:
>{
>Random, randomX, 0, 60
>Random, randomY, 0, 60
>MouseMove, %randomX%, %randomY%
>Return
>}