UFOs are universally explained as hoaxes, poorly calibrated instruments...

UFOs are universally explained as hoaxes, poorly calibrated instruments, and rarely as experimental military aircraft running a test against their own forces.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UFO-related_hoaxes

UFOs represent a mass delusion of the population, unable to tell the difference between physical reality and Hollywood movies, to the point now that politicians routinely use UFOs as a "I'm just like you!" moment for the plebs. Bill talked about them, Hillary did twice, Obama did, etc. It's all bullshit. Trump is a neanderthal and half ape, you think he could have kept his mouth shut about aliens?

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And you believing that is exactly what the space niggas want, tool.

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your presidents don't get all the info

UFOs are black projects

someone post it

HERE’S THE REAL PHOTO SAVE IT BEFORE THE BOARD GETS SHUT DOWN

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While I can understand OP's take on the subject, I'd like to point out that it really is not impossible for an alien species to a) exist and b) get here and study us. If the witness accounts from the various pilots are to be believed, this is shit that the US military couldn't possibly have created. It would take at least hundreds, possibly thousands of years to achieve the technology described (flying tic tacs that can bounce around chaotically, or floating cubes inside of beach balls at 20,000 feet) not to mention the weird shit that's apparently been captured on military radar but not released to us.

vast majority of ufo "sightings" happen in the us. because its outdated american propaganda.

They are still seeding the ground for Project Bluebeam.

You weight 145 lbs or less I guarantee it

She is escaping!!!

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My wife and I used to live near an airport in a gay California metroplex. One night we went out to walk the dogs. Both of us were stopped dead in our tracks by this weird light we saw in the sky like independently. I asked her “are you seeing that??” And she was all “yeah what the fuck is that?” It was like a strange orange light that danced across the sky and then disappeared. We’ve both lived near this airport for most of our lives and have seen all kinds of aerial craft but nothing like we saw that night. UFO’s are real, you are gay.

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Bump.

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So let it be written, so let it be done.

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why ignore the fact that the germans successfully reverse engineered a downed craft? i’m agnostic on the alien question but the fact that the limited hangouts omit any reference to german craft is telling. telling of at least the fact that they don’t want you to know about the german element to the ufo phenomenon.

I weight about 130, which is a healthy body weight for a 5'7 woman. You on the other hand probably need a forklift and a torn down wall just to get out of the house.

Where are they now and why haven't they been used in conflict?

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Stealth aircraft, bug on the lens, photoshop, etc. Every American now has an excellent HD video camera in their pocket at all time, yet nobody manages to capture clear, indisputable footage, even when one supposedly enters the air space of a major city.

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>I weight
>you weight
The fuck is this?

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yeah, UFOs are black projects. those German engineers and scientists became part of intel agencies of the US which is why the 'Ayy' phenomenon became what it is after the end of WWII (at least that's what i think it is)

>Where are they now
the germans? just spitballing a reply here, there weren’t but some tens of thousands who escaped the clutches of der ewige jude, so they were in no condition in 1945 to mount a resistance from their hideaways outside europe. some authentic sounding abduction stories, namely the first, involved nordic phenotype americans being taken by german speaking nordic ‘aliens’. it seems they wanted to grow their numbers, and perhaps the time to regroup and restrategize is over. one hopes.

Yup. I can not effectively describe my disappointment.

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WHO HAS THE PHOTO?!

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Alright, what about the 2004 incident.

What about the disclosures that Lockheed Martin has crashed UFO parts?

What about all the whistleblowers who have come out and claimed that such a thing exists. Books. Articles.

I could go on - Point is from what I've talked to abductees, the ayys don't want you knowing they exist anyway. So good luck with living in ignorance.

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I didn't realize trump was half black

Alien craft have been spotted since ancient times.

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>one hopes
Yep. Tons hope, me included.

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Damn bro.

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Got it

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how bout some peanut brittle?

One flew right over my house, not lights but literal giant metal triangle just hovering with a weird ass buzzing noise. Managed to get my sister to see it so I made sure I was sane, too bad this was before smartphones were common and I didn't have a camera. This was at 3 in the morning by the way.

They are probably experimental military craft but could be aliens, I know what I saw and it just makes me bewildered how no one else has caught one on camera close up. Government probably threatens them if they get a picture of it I guess or they only fly them deep in the night in rural areas greatly lessening the chance of them being spotted