I will eat the water bugs

I will eat the water bugs

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eat ze bugz

>bumkins eat lobster
>ew nasty shellfish
>rich people start eating lobster
>omg hecking seafoodino!
Just start selling bug dishes for a huge price in fancy restaurants. Show celebrities eating bugs. The retarded masses will start eating bugs to.

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I don't like lobster, crab or shellfish but mmmmmmmmmmm shrimp mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Crawfish is good. Normies hate it now for some reason. I blame reddit.

GROSS.

>has to be covered in butter to be palatable
seafood fags are retards

Crustaceans aren't insects.

Nothing more satisfying than sucking the brains out of a crawfish.

>fish
its a bug

I always jerk off onto the piles of empty shells when I am done

>You vont eat zee bugs
>you can't even afford zee bugs
>Eat your peasant slop, peon. all zee bugs are mine.

Tried to import some live earlier this month. No chance. Canuckistan has stolen the crawfish from my table. Had to settle for gulf shrimp.
Also, it's pretty late in the season for crawfish isn't it? You must be more north?

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spot the poorfag.

Won't work because bugs aren't kosher.

learn history

No it's a fish it's in the name fuk u

Crusteans aren't bugs, or even close to the same thing as bugs.

Bugs aren't necessarily insects.

Here in Arizona they reproduce until the lakes freeze and year round down in the desert

for me, it's mussels

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Tpbp. They are equivocating to make insects seen more palatable. Sneed. Season the options field.

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I definitely will.
Let's have a deal then: right-wingers eat sea food and liberals can eat bugs. This way everyone is happy.

Yes I will

Good, more for me.

>now
What do you mean now? As of when? As far as I'm aware, southern normies like it and northern normies don't know shit about it.

tits or gtfo

The only seafood actually worth eating is salmon. Good grilled, fatty salmon that has been grilled on a cedar plank and is properly seasoned with salt and pepper and maybe some garlic is the second best meat behind steak

>BUT YOU EAT DA SEA BUGGS! LMAO
I don't eat the shit, guts, or shell.
Primordial rage when I listen to these fucking faggots

I agree

no. not zis bugs.

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