Tfw accidentally used the term "goyslop" at work during lunch lats week

This isn't funny.

i work in academia, we basically talk in english
But yeah, the national dish of the netherlands is called 'hutspot" so its basically a dutch word already

>get cut off while having the right away at work parking lot
>window down because hot
>almost yell fucking nigger to myself
>stop at fucking

>Say "I bet the jews did this" after every bad thing in meetings
>Normalize it
>Now everyone laughs

you're such a LIAR. don't you have some JOGGERS to weaponize?

That's kind of a shame i was imagining throwing in "goyslop" between an "ik" and an "ook". I can see how it sounds similar to goyslop though.

>Hutspot (Dutch), hochepot (French), or hotchpotch (English), is a dish of boiled and mashed potatoes, carrots, and onions with a long history in traditional Dutch cuisine.

similar, friday i had a dunks croissant and muffin and kfc. called it goyslop.
had to eat fruits and vegetables to negate the goyslop. still feel poisoned 2 days later.
now i am eating mac n cheese kraft.
more goyslop.
i am gonna have to stack a multi-vitamin regimen, fruits, water, and walk about 10 miles to negate this batch of goyslop.

i normally don't eat goyslop, but i'm taking the hit to save some cash.
it's terrible.

i feel like i'm gonna go into coma in about 10 minutes.
fucking goyslop.

I often mention the jews being the cause of something, or call nigger a nigger.

Race theory is 120 iq stuff.

I was drunk at a family get together and said "Hitler was probably right"
My Dad and Uncles just laughed and said "yeah but its not wise to say that outloud"

I've started ironically referring to inanimate objects as though they are kiked.
>kick toe on furniture
I kiked my toe
>burn my food
the food is kiked
-nightmares
kikemares
-dog won't stop barking
Dog is kiked

>be pizza delivery driver
>get order with just the name "sneed"
>think its a fren
>write "SNEEDS FEED AND SEED" inside pizza box
>get to house and read Sneed written on mailbox its their actual last name
>deliver pizza to 60 year old man
>he calls my manager and asks why thats written on his pizza box
>mfw

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Did you explain the joke to him?

>Had to sit through 5-hour feminist indoctrination lesson
>Spent 4 hours shitting on the course
>Non-stop attacking, just ripping every argument they had apart
>All the guys were all on my side
>absolutely 0 consequences.

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Every time my mom mentions something Jew reality I say “ew gross” or something along the lines. She laughs because she thinks I’m joking.

I was in the server room And was untangling a mess of electric and network cables and said ‘what fucking nigger designed this shit!’ a little too loud. Thankfully no one was near by and the server room is noisy so no one heard me.

Checked

>pic related

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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