Redpill me on the shroud of Turin?

Its not Jesu's because 14C couldn't confirm but it has become an an object of veneration nevertheless.

Eternal September, not knowing about the Turin shroud makes you retarded, go back to fortnight.

>Is it real?
Medieval peasants realized it was bullshit 700 years ago.
If you believe in that retarded forgery you are literally more retarded than someone living in mud.

Why say this? I don’t know much about it which is why I’m asking, there’s no need to be so disrespectful

The catholic church literally looked at it and said "lol this shit is plainly fake".
It baffles me how gullible people are nowadays who think the shroud could in no way be painted when medieval people were not impressed by it one bit

You should have asked this on /his/

short answer: Yes
long answer:

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Yeah bro, when you put a sheet over your body it prints a mirror image of your body onto the sheet which lasts for thousands of years. Obviously.

>blah blah persecution complex everythings about me and my religion
What are you, a nigger? We assessed your claims and found them to be unsubstantiated. Emotions don't factor into it.

King of all fiction

When did they do this? (Serious)

Seething hatred of Gaul.

>The catholic church literally looked at it and said "lol this shit is plainly fake".

that is what demons possessing humans would say if it was real, yes.

How can you be a self respecting man who loves his children and wants to see them have success, power, love, and pussy, and not hate the slave god on a stick? The slave god tells you it is ok to be a sniveling coward, tells you it is wrong to try and provide financial success and security for your family, and tells you to turn the other cheek when others abuse you and your loved ones. Don’t try to live morally! Works (moral action) doesn’t matter, just mindless submission (faith). And to compensate for your pathetic jealousy and weakness, you are told that everyone who does work hard to bring success to themselves and their families will burn in hell forever. Your religion is a cookie cutter, transparent as hell, serf pacification psyop, and because you are weak and stupid, you lap it up like the degraded little dogs you are. No, God wont reward you in the afterlife for being a little bitch here. Sorry.

This is some shit 5 year olds would believe

>when you are wrapped in a sheet while bloody, the blood automatically paints a perfect image of you into the cloth, in high resolution, with perfect shading and then stays in place instead of spreading out into the cloth which is essentially a giant wick

Fuck off back to r/atheism

>high resolution

Like most relics of the time, it was created to part rubes from their coins.

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Because their Jewish professor told them Christianity is totally counterculture and trad.

>church says shroud is real
>OMG IT'S REAL
>church says shroud is fake
>OMG IT'S REAL (but they're lying)
schizo mentality
14th century, they declared it was a painting and not a real miracle.
still today the shroud is not talked about in the church, only gullibre retards (just like in medieval times) go there and make donations.
it's exactly the same as Fatima: they let the faithful go there because it makes the church money, but they can't admit it's real because they know it isn't

Thw image is from the flash of holy light upon his ressurection, retard. That is why it is a negative..jesus you noggers are stupid.

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Anyway this is what I was looking for but it seems the 14 year old atheists have arrived so I’m off

Christ is King

God bless you all

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no, because middle easterners don't look like that.

and what would an "adult" believe?
that an artist 2,000 years ago painstakingly using AB+ blood (which matches the blood type found in several Eucharistic miracles) that he had spiked with high levels of bilirubin from the erythrocyte hemolysis induced from the scourging of the Roman whips?
that that same artists duplicated abrasion and compression marks on the scourging wounds of the shoulder that would suggest that the man in the shroud had carried a heavy weight after being scourged?
that the artist incorporated dirt from the bare feet of the man in the shroud that is geologically consistent with the outskirts of Jerusalem?
that the artist had included pollen in the painting that matches plants indigenous to Palestine which were in bloom at the season of the crucifixion?

a forger from 2,000 years ago (or even the middle ages) would not have been able to integrate forensic qualities to the image that would only have been known to 20th century forensic science

Yes, it's real. Literally impossible to reproduce, image was produced by unfathomable levels of light energy.

all that can be done over it is cope and seethe, including the jewish scientists that have analyzed it

repent
the time is nigh

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>Scared off by 14 year old midwits.
Are a Christians so timid? What happened to defwmding the faith..no wonder muslim bro own you faggots on thw daily, you lost your balls

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>modern middle eastern arabs do not look like Palestinians from 2,000 years ago
truly you have a dizzying intellect

checked and wrecked
Satan seething

the IMAGE has nothing to do with the blood, the image which is actually a negative image reversed by negativing was produced by intense light changing the shading and tone of individual fibers at the nano-scale

materialists seethe
jews seethe
every heathen seethe

all will bow their knee
God will not be mocked