I’m the Antichrist

Ama

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Why are you gay?

Do you like pineapple or strawberry more?

Sould I drink the corn syrup?

I was two when i first met my uncle.
Pineapple, for obvious reasons.

kek this kid wasn't even alive when Doom was released.

Do you wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?

jews are the antichrist , are you saying you are jewish my man? very sad!

Yes, only do what u want to do if i will suit u. If u feel like u can rly do it, do it. Dont just think it, do it

>for obvious reasons
Ah, because you're gay.

Back to front is easier for me.
I was raised secular.

Was that the gay test?

Why did you choose to be such a disappointment? You were gods favorite Angel. Basically basic bitch with daddy issues behaviour

will bitcoin be the money in your nwo system? also, can you send all the muslims and niggers back home please, thanks.

I wanted more. God just wasnt having it.

No you're not, you're just a narcissistic, slightly above average IQ zoomer who did mushrooms for the first time and your rationalizing your destructive antisocial behavior by convincing yourself that you're some sort of evil deity. Unironically kill yourself in real life.

>sage goes in all fields

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Don't impersonate me, child.

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Yeah, bitcoin, cryptocurrency in general will take the world by storm. It will become a more faster and efficient way for currency. And I can send all the muslims and niggers back, we could make a trade I supposeā€¦

How do I get a girlfriend?

Sure, buddy. Im actually the antichrist fr. Your stupid long rant js not going to change anything. Idiot.

Imposter. Get out of here.

Repeat and accept Jesus Christ

Just be yourself. Or dont. Maybe make a lot of money and try to be more confident. Dress nicely, or fashionably and try to have a good vibe. Dont be overly desperate or anything. Girls love it when u act like you dont care about them.