Just got married after 3 years together

>Just got married after 3 years together.
>College friend of her visits (first time i have seen her) they get drunk
>friend laughs and tells all the places my wife have been boned

Do all roasties have a promiscious past?

Fond my wife at 31 shes 32

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I’ve got a 6’4” white friend from Germany, tatted, and extremely good looking. When I go out with this guy it’s almost ridiculous (it’s always been in countries outside of Germany). He’s one of my best friends, and he’s a cool ass dude.

HOT Girls will come up and approach him, sometimes fight for him (i’ve literally seen other girls come and sit on his lap while he’s talking to one girl), I’ve seen girls grab his arm and drag him to their friends, and I’ve been out with him where almost every girl will be staring him down and not looking at anyone else.

Ironically enough, he’s 24 and only slept with only 3 girls. He’s made out with a few and has had some girls in his bed a few times, but he’s horrible at closing (however he’s getting better especially now with some help).

Meanwhile I’m sitting here with 80+ lays and I never have that shit happen to me. I’m also 28, so I do have 4 years on him. Obviously if he got better at game, he’d be closing left and right.

So obviously his fundamentals are phenomenal- he’s got both good looking (naturally) and sexy (learned) down to a fucking pat.

I’d say I’m above average looking base-line, but is it possible to ever get my fundamentals to a level where I could be at the same level (or higher) than this guy? To where I get that same effect of girls practically pulling me in, telling me straight up that they want to fuck me without really any effort, competing for me super obviously? I’m a 5’10” brown guy. I’ve had not so attractive (and at best somewhat cute) girls approach me meekly only, but never more. Obviously looks matter, but so many other things matter more (hence me having more lays by far). Fundamentals play a big role though- has anyone here gotten the kind of results my friend is getting by levelling up their fundementals? If so, what was your baseline? Does it matter? I’m hyper competitive so I’d love some answers here lol

-mo

RIP

>Fond my wife at 31
what did you expect? cuck
women over 25 are a no go

But she is a doctor i thought she was more trad because of the hard study

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>Fond my wife at 31
Why did you redeem sir

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Haha you married a whore

Those are the sluttiest ones. Women aren't meant to have careers - this greatly taxes their psyche and they compensate for all of the hours sacrificed by slutting around and filling their vile orifices with coom.

Nooooo

Lmao based Poobro

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy keep the nuclear codes

Is it really a huge deal, particularly at your ages? As long as the number isn't insane I wouldn't particularly care. I would probably be sure to fuck her somewhere really fun and crazy too.

You married a woman older than 20 at any point after the 1960s and are surprised she has a sexual past? Are you retarded?

The birth control pill has been around forever. She had fun, decided to settle down with you. I always heard Europe was more enlightened and less puritanical around sex.

Cuckold bait thread, are you all too stupid to tell?

My wife told me once her friend gave a dj a blowjob just to play with the instruments

Its all so tiresome

One body is too many. I will die a virgin and they can all eat shit.

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I'm always super honest about my man whoring with girls because they either think they can save me if they're sweet godly virgins or try to one up me and be cool if they're sluts. Either way I get a better idea of their real history than most. I can't imagine marrying someone without at least a decent enough idea of how they are to be surprised.

Fucking kek

Did she go to college?
If yes, then you're fucked, you've married a whore and deserve what you get.

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I started dating my wife senior year of high school, and I know for a fact that I was her first because her hymen tore and bled all over. And I'm pretty confident that she's never been unfaithful, so I definitely don't share your situation. Maybe all "roasties" are like that, but there are some women who are not like that. They are definitely rarer, and they do tend to get snapped up by their mid to late teens and get married to their first or second boyfriend.

It is a tough place to be in, a male who is still single in your late 20s to early 30s, who doesn't want a wife who's taken hundreds of cocks. Dating much younger has either legal or social consequences, but single women your own age are all damaged communal fleshlights. I've seen and heard some really rough stuff from my bachelor friends, and I wish I had some real advice for them. Maybe going for a conservative/church-going girl that's a bit younger and just be really serious and respectful in your intentions to make sure everything's above board. Even then, it seems to depend on the church, many of them have become pretty hedonistic. Mormon girls are chaste but love men and getting married and having tons of sex after marriage, but you have to be cool with the Mormonism.

i'm sorry bro. that's a terrible feeling. you really should have known though. scandi girls especially fuck like rabbits

Well that sucks.
Your wife I mean.
Can I have her number?
(Just messing with you. My advice is to lock that information away in a deep dark place)

You are replying to bait, OP is baiting you with an offtopic fictional story about having a whore wife. You are falling for it and responding like monkeys.

super profound and eloquent poopost

Maybe, but my point still stand.

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That's why you get them the most legally young as you can.

OP doesn't care, nobody cares. These threads are intentional voids for anons to waste their time and energy into by uselessly venting. Nothing ever comes of these threads, the conversation goes in a circle then dies. OP knows this, he is watching you all talk about nothing and keeping his thread on page 1. He is laughing.