On Patrol: Live #6 - Boomer Karaoke edition

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>the stinky neighbor
lol that fucking guy

porch monkeys

he likes to watch

I want to know why this dude didnt have some broad in the car with him. Dude like this be hitting the trim on a Saturday night.

This dude fucks for sure

Deputies up in da club

youtu.be/PJEI7U_wrKg

but almost all the cops have tattoos

>Responding to a shooting.
>Strip mall
Nigs nigging.

if this guy was black he woulda been immediately arrested...

MAN DOWN

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>Forrest Gumped

>Get your covid shot.

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>Man go head bro
Lol

nigga bleeding out on the floor and he's giving shoutouts

Shot in the ASS

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And with good reason

damn someone shot this future doctor

Please do not make homophobic comments about officer qt.

Mannnnn don’t put me on live pd

In the ass man

If he was black he would have chimped out incoherently

old guy just needs to use his boomerbucks to pay for ubers, imagine getting t-boned by some old fucking faggot who wanted to sing at applebees.

Nigger got anally penetrated

imagine being a filthy jabbit
>only jabbies get covid more than once
feels so good to win every day bros

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hopefully. Nigs shouldnt be out in the real world.

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Does anyone have a pic of the officer lineup tonight?

lmao this guy's pretty based

Looks like he might've pissed himself too

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>got shot in the ass
good way to close out the show

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Mr pinket Keke he was on his was home to play super vhs

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Tibbets bros... I don't feel so good...

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What’s he going to sit on now?

BROKEN

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>AYO MUDDAFUCKA I GOTZ SHOTZ IN MAH ASS NIGGUH

since the black clubs get shut down so often, they quite often pop up in old strip malls where the landlord needs tenants. the black club will be a good tenant for about 8 months before there is a shooting in the parking lot

What kind of nigger shit is 'clubs in shitty strip malls'?

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56'd
1197 tryna

outcome was totally expected

Fuck you. If it was a nigger he wouldn't have stopped, would have had drugs on him, would have refused to get out of the vehicle, would have had multiple felony warrants, expired tags, fake license plate, suspended license, and would have been on his way over to fuck your mother.

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south east baby

What's he got in the takeout?

>doesn't wear thinx teens once

rental space probably got super cheap during lockdowns

A big stack of your tax dollars

>56'd
I'm assuming 56 is intoxicated?

every single weekend we get one of these strip clubs with nigs

buck status: broken

cheap and easy to remodel I would assume

I gosta get ma drink own ma nigguh

QT EMS GIRL. QT QT QT QT

you forgot high, blacks don't drive unless they're high

SOMEBODY SHOOT ME IN THE ASS
I WANNA GET TREATED BY HER

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Hnnnnnnnnng

>Sign six month contract.
>Pay it all in advance
>Tyrone shoots Jamal 3 weeks in.
>Close the place keep the money.
Repeat.

cute

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landlord needs tenants and a black club uses a lot of square feet

"lower back" btw

So, a Pilot shot him in the ass? Is this the legendary Butt Pilot?

he gets to bring his leftovers with him to the hospital right?

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>user gets shot on purpose to get treated by qt on LivePD

>hello 911 my erection has lasted for more than 4 hours

I don't like kids in bad situations. It hurts my soul.

you dont piss out of your butthole. thats sweat.

Oh man, I hear a baby in that accident
This isn't as much fun, anons

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I WANT AN EMS CUTIE TO GET THE BULLETS OUT OF MY ASS
LIFE IS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR FUCK FUCK FUCK

Wud do

What is signal 44?

That poor Lincoln Navigator is totaled.

oh god this sounds like it sucks

Monkey's paw, it's Berta treating him.

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his name was Seth Rich fuck Paul Walker

>11:45 commercials
Get ready for the 11:55 commercials too, anons.
I-it's almost over

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it is always the children who suffer the most, and the most unjustly

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WHO DRIVES WITH NO SHOES~!!!!!

Same. A car crash would be seriously spooky for a wee babe.

>I think he also shot me in my crotch
>Can you check

>never mind i wasn't shot after all lol

Drunk beaners caused the crash

Aggravated kidnapping.

we'll be back next week with more commercials

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>tfw, you smell like shit

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What do non Americans think while watching this

>gotta make sure blood flow wasn't affected

Paul Walker was doing 200 in a 30. I think even I can figure out the cause of death….

Requesting dead nigger storage

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Who cares

SHOT IN THE BUTT
AND FEEL NO PAINNN
You give love......a bad mane!

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I hardly ever see any in these threads, it's on at a terrible time for them.

ZOGMINOS

HE WASNT FUCKING DRIVING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hulu is goyim pozzshit if you didn't know.

It's quite entertaining.

What's wrong with your faaaaaace

on 7 or 8 year old tires too. he wasn't driving though

Doesn't have to be drunk just a woman that doesn't care about the rules.

>Everyone is so rich! AC everywhere!

>HE WASNT FUCKING DRIVING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The VEHICLE Paul Walker was in was going 200….

I used to get really upset about faggots giving their kids tranny hormone pills, but honestly, taking their own kids out of the gene pool is a good thing. People who would do this to their kids should have their bloodline wiped out.

GOYSLOPINOS PIZZA

Get outta here, no one likes you.

whens the next episode bros

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One more break in 5 minutes

I bet the wreck is an asian woman and niggers, so who would be to blame?

Fridays and Saturdays

Friday

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>chop off your dick bro, all the cool kids are doing it

next friday

Every Friday/Saturday night 9pm-12 Eastern

Adam Friedland lookin rough

these nye county roads get awful dark at night

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get help

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based, keep your monkey pox to yourself faggot

Nye County is a dangerous beat. No witnesses.

They only have 3 light polls in the entire county

this guy also posts on Any Forums

Your typical /o/ poster

Chances are it was an illegal, per data