How do we start an india vs china war
Poo vs bug
Connor Barnes
Aaron Rodriguez
Just imagine the devastation and how good it would be for the rest of the world
Andrew Allen
No way. India is busy shitting on the streets and mutts are busy coping 2-more-weeks-China-collapse theory.
Robert Campbell
It would be so kino
Lucas Cruz
Fren, this could be comfy to watch.
Kayden Reyes
A war between these two countries would be a logistical nightmare because of the Himalayas. Never gonna happen.
Evan Russell
Well china is fucked but might as well go down hard.
Jordan Cooper
Very comfy
Jordan Moore
Which is why it would be so kino
Charles White
retard
China won the Sino-Indian war so just read about that
Caleb Rodriguez
Neither of them want to fucking conquer land across the fucking himalayas. They will chest thump and dick wave across the border, maybe occasionally larp as caveman and club each other to death. But there is fuck all to fight for, in the frigid mountains. Land is not something either country lacks. Not to mention both are nuclear powers.
Kevin Moore
Do you just unironically believe that China has nuclear weapons?
James Watson
Real question: is that a FAMAS?
Gavin Adams
Writing has been on the wall for a long time. But hopefully we see a war before they collapse
Nolan Fisher
as a Brit, I naturally posses diplomatic abilities and geopolitical cunning far beyond the comprehension of the Americans here, so believe me when I say the trick to starting a war between India and China, is to trick India and Pakistan into a war, backing India to ensure overwhelming victory, and then have Pakistan and India escalate to exchanging atomics
China will be forced to intervene on the side of Pakistan, at which point India will nuke China, and China will nuke India
you then deploy submarine drones up and down the length of the Yangtze, spraying an aerosolised targeted ethno-biological agent, but you put Pakistani flags on some of the subs, and Indian flags on others, so the Chinese have no idea what the fuck is going on as their population succumbs to the unknown pathogen, at which point NATO declares a false war on Russia and fires absolutely everything its got in a decapitatory strike seemingly aimed at Russia, but which sails over Russia and annihilates China before it realises how fucked it is
Luis Mitchell
PLA soldiers once won a war against India, and 1 Chinese can cause 100 Indian casualties. They successfully captured new deli and retreated. India is a ass clown with all hype, literally a broke ass larper with shitty caste system. Fuck india, and glory China!
Asher Bell
why is there a pic of a US Soldier in front of the US flag?
QBZ-95
William Baker
Just need a false flag and it'll kick off
Tyler Lewis
You've gotta love the D&C abilities of the anglos
Jaxon Miller
Gods would it be glorious
Evan Rogers
whatever keeps your mind off the cannibal beaner invasion
Landon Moore
Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
Austin Torres
Redeem the giftcard
Gavin Myers
Replace the American soldier in that pick with a smelly Pajeet soldier and this picture would be more accurate.
Gabriel Fisher
India is going to fight Pakistan. Probably over the cows.
Bentley Peterson
Kek okay slant
Logan Brooks
i dont know whats so funny. dont you not know or care about the demographic projections? are you a beaner?
Jejej, ¿beaner?
Jonathan Howard
It's impossible for China to win. The Indians just keep reincarnating