On Patrol: Live #4 - Slampig edition

On Patrol: Live - Starts at 9:00 PM EDT and ends at Midnight (FRI/SAT)

>What the fuck was LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE JOGGER MENACE
>Hurr durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on Any Forums?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Any Forums approved stream (usually goes live right before show starts)
trovo.live/s/happeningwatch

Other streams (currently showing last night's episode)
ustvgo.tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

ON PATROL: LIVE BINGO: mfbc.us/m/fwd258q

Previous I will bake new bread when we hit bump limit and this thread falls to Page 5.

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>White pitbull is friendly and cooperative
>Black shitbull attacks officer

you cant make this shit up

first for feeding black cop cookies and cuddling with her

MUTT GOT MACED

please stop noticing things

Rabid dog edition

Fuck niggers

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HE WAS COMING RIGHT FOR US

My butt itches.

BRAVO MIKE DOG

Bumpin

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Hello all. How can I get Addy to beat me with one of her wet bath towels?

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Can we keep the racism out of this thread please? It's old.

who the fuck chips their animals

ULTRA COMFY

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you know for a fact if the camera was not there they would have wasted those dogs

> I own several shitbulls
Only faggot Any Forums tards can’t handle a dog

pitbulls are the niggers of dogs
black pitbulls are the niggers of pitbulls

white people

Sticks almost capped a dog lmao

Should put down that shitbull before it kills someone

That cop could’ve mag dumped that shitbull

White people Jamal

That’s how most of them come now.

Vets around here snitch you out to the town and the town sends you a tax to register and chip your pet.

I knew these people were white because of the antenna on the car

for me its kots

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That’s quite an antenna you’re packing…

I think I'd enjoy getting smothered by her negress titties.

>allowing a roaming violent death machine to walk through familys yards
They better have shot that fucking thing the second the camera was off

>free-range shitbulls
should have shot the owners

Jack Rat Harrier

had multiple, never chipped, guess it's a new thing

I GOTCHYA

w-wew

Anyone who wants a snowballs chance of hell in getting their dog back

I never chip my cats tho

Any Forums user gets pulled over

lots of pupper kino tonight
and also shitbulls

i want to get a cb radio and call people niggers

Based Ham radio boomer

>we can't chase a violent fucking animal all day
Fuck cops. I hope he gets shot by a nigger. Die.

Planning on putting them down soon, m8?

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“I talk to little kids on channel 19, breaker, breaker, teddy bear”

Based

This guy is a Any Forumstard

Fuck I used to do this. Why do radios attract the most deranged, autistic people?ktmkg

this hero is someone who posts with you

Its been a widespread thing since at least the 2000's

looks like an FCC violation

>getting their dog back
maybe don't let your dog go running?
>they also always find their way back as soon as they get hungry the few times I've had one run off, I guess maybe if you're a shitty owner they might not come back

>when Any Forums goes down for maintenance

That's for concerned, armed citizens to do...
So many CAMERAS doe...

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He uses the radio to dictate posts. He's in this thread.

I have one in my carolla and I call the truckers fags everytime I drive by the truck stop. I can also call the DOT fags niggers when they just stand around not fixing the bridges or plowing.

This guy is based af

this is true
fuck shitbulls
I rarely call for any government intervention or regulation, but I dont thing shitbulls should be legal

time traveler

drunk as a skunk

If you live in a city, some family usually takes them in, then you locate the dog and take it back while their children cry

I want her nudes. I know someone on here has them.

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I WILL NOT COMPLY

Oh shit white boy got weed

i hope he hits the gas

He probably a license, perfectly legal.

Step out
Get drug out

This is the face you see before you die.

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Refusing to step out... not a good idea, fren

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Do (You) even know how to fight a dog? Grab them by the neck and slam them onto the ground, unless you’re a pussy

>says no
>doesn't elaborate

BASED!
>polite sage

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>Why do radios attract the most deranged, autistic people?
freedom to say impolite things
I was thinking the same thing kek, you need a license to operate a ham radio

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This guy looks like a cartoon character

Run Run Run

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word, I've only owned one in the burbs, seems kinda shitty to the dog to own one in a city

>if I don't move he will eventually leave
bold strategy

If I were a cop, traffic stops and DV calls would get my heart rate up and I'd have my weapon out.

I hate nigger cops

we got a sovereign citizen!

>Jeep Wrangler driver

Just fucking blow him away

Seconded

ESCALATING

I called it

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

this one especially loves lecturing people

I mean, I’m on the north side of chicago and have a yard. But, yeah, he’s enjoy the suburbs more I’m sure

He's a medical patient relax everybody

They hate you, but they'd help you all the same if you needed it.

I'd shoved my fist down a dog's throat and smashed it's head in before. Only happened one time where an animal attacked me like that. Guess what breed it was.

this guy is smart to not talk though

DAN

Dan needs to get rid of this fucking retarded nigger cop.

Ya fuckin ok

there's still time, we could still see a nigger die tonight

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She's a Big Girl

I'm a medical patient but cant drive around baked out of my fucking mind.

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Oh, shit, it's Mr. Condescend to the Gated Community Old Man. Fuck this guy.

>this one especially loves lecturing people
Lording over White people is better than raping random women apparently.

oh come on and now we get a fat white cop

we on white trash story hour, Richland County has been shut down and only Indiana from here on out

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>billabong
>bong
this guy is fucked

Likely...
>"Fuck this shitskin cop...Wait'll I poast this greentext later...
Hard to tell--I don't imagine too many Any Forumsfags drive Jeeps.

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FUCK dan

We got one tazed in the ass.

stoners should be executed

turns out dan was the real nigger this whole time

You know this guy hated niggers and wants to kill this coon cop

The fuck the would. Cops only care about themselves. They have no issue killing you or ruining your life but they will beg and plead for breaks and forgiveness for themselves.

The guy's eyes weren't bloodshot at all though. Again it's "I smell weed or something"
If the guy is innocent maybe there will be a dog.

Lol

POLIZEI SHOWZEN IS THE GREATEST SHOWZEN OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

can jannies ban this faggot

I was talking about the radio guy.

100% agree

i'm just glad were back bros seriously

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>Again it's "I smell weed or something"
He can’t detect his own strong funk, but he smell weed…

You also enjoy dicks up your ass and like to suck penis... faggot, you didn’t do the shit you claimed

>this guy is fucked
after niggers fighting on tv and wrecking into apartments, the show is due to arrest 5 white people as penance for showing niggershines as they happen

pretty sure they have several times, he's cycled through like a dozen flags already

She missed out by not mentioning her Onlyfans while getting busted.

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Me too fren

Plenty are decent people and don't hurt a fly, though probably vote left.

"acting suspicious"
"dont like his attitude"
H8 pigs like this.

How do they even charge potheads, can someone red pill me, I don't smoke. With alcohol they do tests.

Can I get a burger made up of the least amount of pixels there.

Yeah, only you can be a tough guy on the internet. My bad. Dumb nigger.

how can pol uniroincally take the side of the uncooperative stoner dickhead making life difficult for no good reason?

You live in an imaginary world. They rescue and protect people every day all over the world. Yes, some are cunts.

I can't wait for the story...
That Niggercop was TOTALLY trying to do the "Swap the Race" bullshit to make a point.
TBF, 90% of cops are SUPPOSED to have a 100 or less IQ.
All cops.

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ITCHY BUTT FREN!

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Skinny fuck larping as a man, you lanky fuck who couldn’t fight a dog

Dan needs to step up the nigger coverage, but yes.

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Freshly burnt marijuanas.

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Niggers should never have authority over a white man.