On Patrol: Live #2 - $20 edition

>it was on top of the dash

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do the dew bros

>20 dollars?
>what do you need 10 dollars for
>take him to jail, i aint handing over 5 dollars

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Good pupper

that neck buldge is positive for meth

not sure which I'm pissed more at, the cop wanting to search them for just being parked in an apartment parking lot, or the guy giving consent to search

Thank you OP!!

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gotta have my dew simple as

This Trovo site is fucked for me lads

hopefully another doggo will chew up a nigger tonight

Hnnnng

why does she have glasses on and glasses on a glasses chain

>baby
>baby No!

Gas em all

>I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble

not the strongest of starts tonight but hopefully it picks up

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wood berry

Well, anons?
Would you?

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You can tell she didn't do shit by the way she's screaming and yelling.

Bitch ass white boy got his ass beat by a girl ahahahahahahahahaha

Never stick it in crazy, user.

damn, thats some psycho booba

ok this is definitely a thot getting patrolled

she has some nice fucking titties

jesus his gf is actually stacked

I am proud of the cop for obtaining consent.
I am disappoint in tweaker for consenting. But if he were wise he would not be taking meth. So now I'm glad he consented to get wrapped.
By your words ye shall be justified.
By your words ye shall be condemned.

>bae
I would fuck his girl while she’s in lock up

100% she is a stripper.

might fap to this perp walk on the replay later

Damn kill them both and the world will get better

Probably reading glasses on the chain.

dumbass white trash like this wigger and the methhead can get girlfriends but yet a good guy like me is still single.

Boobaaaaaa

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What the fuck is that fattie wearing?

I can save her

ZAMN her body isn’t too terrible

if she goes, I go!

DAN YOU HACK WHY

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kek this is a textbook example

Gonna arrest a bitch like dude isn't going to have to pay for all of it.

Yeah probably

I can rape her good

would engage in mutual combat with and raep when I was victorious

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I should know better, but yes

Maybe a bug chaser would

>Never stick it in crazy, user.
Good point, user.

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That last organization was founded for Biden

Yes

yeah, she probably smells though

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kill them all make them pay

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She excites my penis bros! I don’t care about her past life

I dont like tattoos
I have said no thanks to hotter because of body doodles
God doesnt want you to make you body into a doodle pad

maisie williams hit the wall a second time

Do you talk to girls??

>a good guy like me
societ
bottom text

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Id let get suck my dick. Tits out and everything.

>in Nevada the aggressor is arrested regardless of whether the victim wants to press charges
I remember them mentioning that when that one van life chick that was killed was arrested.

Honestly... yes.

Use the ustvgo.tv link, it's much better.

Totally would. Just don't ever let her know your real name or where you work.

>maisie williams hit the wall a second time

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unironically a 10/10 in Nye

>tfw

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muhhhhhhhhDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK

Why am I stuck with my hamplanet beast wife but these fat losers can pull 10/10 slampigs

Just tuned in bros, did I miss anything good?

Livd Pd ratings must be great. The commercials are more mainstream now.

lmao

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lol, that face... I would rather see a profile shot though... I mean, come on. An animated GIF that shows them bouncing while she stomps down the road would be even better.

Pray to Xi and it will work

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yeah but I've been bothered for just sitting in a car before as well. Got off fine because I didn't do or have any drugs, but cops that have nothing better to do but harass people are a problem

say what you want but you know dylan fucks

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hell yeah this user knows whats up

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Did that count as
>Thot gets patrolled?

Mike from red letter media looking pretty young lately.

They avoided mainstream ZOG and embraced freedom

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The old ads are on JAIL now.

it shocks me that this is considered attractive by a large part of the US

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KEK

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I still miss the Sneed Cannon commercial for my lawn though.

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From ass deodorant to big pharma “cures” for the goyim

youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI
ITS A
NICE DAY
FOR A
WHITE WEDDING

>shit ain’t cool
I don’t care I want to put my seed in your fat ass girlfriend

Have you tried using meth and/or heroin to get your slampig gf?
That seems to be the common thread over the past couple nights.

>becoming a meth-smoking wigger to own the jews
based

Just bash his head in fucking wigger.

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THIS IS DAN

>attractive by a large part
Bitches accept anything from another bitch that is claiming superiority over them. They don't understand, because thyr'e retarde.

>it was determined that she was the aggressor
BASED
THOT PATROLLED CONFIRMED

taking bets on race of shoplifter?

I was just thinking how alien and demonic the kardashians are

That guy is most likely a drug dealer.

>don't worry bro, I'll watch out for her while you're locked up

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That parking lot is a ghost town. Recession is real.

Was your wife always ugly?

nigress

Polish

This is what I do for work lol

I would absolutely consider that Thot patrolled
She thought she was gonna get away with punching her man, but she's the one going to jail

If she leaves the merchandise inside, is it shoplifting?

>100% she is a stripper.
Was.
Was a stripper.
Some fine meat there in Vegas.
The 'escort' section of the yellowpages is like 300 pages thick.

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laughs in vincent price

I feel like this season of BINGO cards is harder to fill

> Felony Shoplifting at Kohl's
What she steal a pair of shoes?

There's no point in going to malls now that Amazon is a thing

and she is most likely a stripper and drug user
maybe an escort as well
she does blow for sure

Did this pig just say he has a little emo girl inside of him?

BROS BOSLEY LET ME GET A HAIRPLUG PLAN FOR MY ASS!

For me, it's the McChicken...

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>Don't do it kid

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he's memeing you dip

>Avril Lavigne on car
>me too thanks
this is based

ngl this show is tempting me to move to NV

As soon as you conceal its considered shoplifting in some states

>little emo girl comes out in me too
Kek

>mmm drugs
>mmmm alot
>mmmin the car
>mmm you want some?

avril bros..........

>A little emo girl comes out of me

She’s just having a little ice in the bag and maybe a little heroin... bigot

I hate seeing white people throwing their lives away on drugs
this lady could be anything
she decided to be a felony drug user

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Nice little body shape on her

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>LIL EMO GIRL
kino

do americans really?

Woman was just minding her own business eating some food in a parking lot, leave her the fuck alone

she could be my avril lavigne listening gf.......

She better eat her food before jail.

She talked herself into an arrest. Never answer their questions

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

This makes me hate cops. Going after users doesn't do anything except fund prisons.

The outlaw Tahoe

Europoor faggot

I don't understand why all these people keep their drugs in the car. All it takes is one traffic stop and you're fucked.

i dont have an account but someone in the chat made a billy strings reference i see you

So she told me about all these drugs, so we're going to search the car before we arrest her.

bitch, you live like this?

Duuust in the bag. All we are is dust on a bag

I was waiting for this

She's going to end up looking like the bitch that wouldn't give the dude $20 in 10 years.

>it's a slampig episode
yeah i'm coming back for the replay tonight

i feel like she would have got it anyway. shaking like that is suspicious.

Well not anything but definitely more than an ice loving schizo who draws on their car

I thought we're a bag in the wind.

BIG NIGGER BITCH

Maybe it's not a McChicken, but a Filet-O-Fish

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lol she drew a stick figure on her debit card

She looks like she has a fuck me pussy who will suck you off and fuck you u like any girl will ever

>oh goodness

CHIMPOUT

HERE WE GO

He lied to you because he doesn't care about you, dumb bitch.

this stupid lady believed a cop telling her that he didnt care about her heroin or meth

remember kids: WHEN YOU SEE THE RED AND BLUES ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP TIME

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>You said that if I told you.
Yeah he was lying to you. Cops can lie to you.

would like a little bit more action but these domestics are always cringe kino

$1200 is felony shoplifting here in MA

she looks like she could be hot, such a shame, maybe she'll get her shit together.
Why would she drive to mcdonalds, oh yeah she's on drugs.

maybe she's catholic

MC Ride sick of this shit

Why do these retards carry all their drugs in their car?

for me it's the mcfishen

Fuckin Richland I sold the sheriff of that county a dog like 7 years ago

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And then decided to hand them to the cops

HE AINT YOUR BUDDY LADY

D TO THE M TO THE X

>I wanted to swing, but I can't, because they female
>I don't know if I hit 'em or not, but I threw
>We had a misundercation
Misundercation

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>arrest some druggie roastie
>IM GETTIN DRUGS OFF DA STREET

"But I confessed all that shit"

"Bish, I lied. You should have too. Now turn around and face the wall."

That's some shiny "bread"

Probably unpopular here, but i agree.