What would your parents say if you brought her home with you?

What would your parents say if you brought her home with you?

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Congratulate me for finally getting a gf

They'd kill her for being a chink bugwoman

What would your parents say if they knew what you posted online?

deep down this.

Wholesome

So you aren't gay or retarded? Finally...

My father is a weeaboo so he would be happy.

If they were alive they'd say "close the door if she's a screamer"

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0/10 no tail.

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They'd probably be happy I'm not fucking men anymore

she's like 4' 11, I'd be embarrassed to walk with her in public and at the same time I'd say fuck the normies I'll walk with her in public

They would wonder why I left my pregnant, 9/10 white wife for a 4/10 chink bugwoman. They would probably then have me committed to a mental institution.

I'm basically the reincarnation of Hitler when I talk to my parents. I wouldn't reveal my power level at extended family get together, but I rant and rave about kikes and niggers and Civil War 2 to them. They don't care as long as I don't shoot anyplace up, and deep down when they say "Son, you're speaking nonsense," they know I'm right. My mom, a bleeding heart liberal who parrots what the TV says, when we moved she was telling all her siblings "We had to move to a White county." They listen even if they don't want to hear.

>Haven't brought a girl home in over 10 years
They'd probably be shocked that I stopped being an intensely private quasi-hermit.

Based. This user knows.

I'm a hapa male, so they'd be happy.

I've been on Any Forums for days now and have yet to see where 1st post isn't also the best post.
And even from a gyppo in this instance
Holy shit
Are the memes true?

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So you actually aren't gay? Will I actually have grandkids?

Hide the cat.

Damn. He's just like me.

All memes are real, we aren't just clowning, we're predicting the future