ON PATROL: LIVE #6 NEVER TALK TO COPS EDITION

you good you good you good you good you good you good you good you good

Dollar General attracts all the low lifes.

LET ME TELL YOU BROTHER

when a cop says 'ill work with you if you be honest with me' are they telling the truth? if he admitted to having that meth would he have gotten to go home tonight?

I

DOC MAn now

>melted down
>cook it
That's why the great A/C is so important!
Keeps the engine heroin from cooking!

Danny "Nigger Hunter" Brown

>i'll get buck naked for you
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

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Cops think that being a liar is okay if they have qualified immunity. Then they act like they hate liars because they suck at their job and depend on confessions.

>you will never be the hardworking wagie driving a 90s shitbox again
I miss that life bros. Simpler times

cmonman cmonman cmonman cmonman cmonman

>I don't drive with an open container.
YOU JUST DID!

lol its a cold beer

this traffic stop should be mandatory viewing by everyone in the country

>spoiler alert; he wasn't good

>maaan i strip buck naked for you man

How come they censor some people's faces but not others?

spooky

Fuck no! lmao

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He's black, its night time, AND he's wearing camoflague? This nigger has the worst luck!

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Icehouse gets you real drunk

on a Friday night

For weed probably but not for meth and needles.

>I'm out on bond, you think I'm gonna drive around with a open container

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Why doesn't anyone in America seem to have a drivers license?

How often do you drive drunk?

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Thanks for baking fren

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Weed maybe. Nothing else. And not while the cameras are on him.

>dat's maam nigguh

It ain't his tho bruh

1993 lumina, 200$, working at a kroger. Met my wife in those times. tfw

I think they censor the faces of people when it's pre-recorded a while in advance.
They probably don't have the tech to do it live, so they don't even try.

not often enough

>1995 COROLLA
>ICE COLD A/C
>FREE SYRINGE
>I KNOW WHAT I GOT NO LOWBALLS

What time is it there? It’s 11:25pm here

Live is no censor. Pre recorded is blur optional for those who dont consent.

correct on all counts

Bro, bro, bro, no, bro, it's been there a while, bro, no, bro, bro, no

So is this actually broadcast live or is that bullshit?

Finally, another break. Can't take this nonstop action, Dan.

there's a lot of ways to get your license suspended

>"I ain't goin nowhere, I ain't goin nowhere."
This expression indicates a nigger's confusion and lack of understanding.

no, and never talk to the cops unless you're in a small town of white people and you know the cops, and then MAYBE, they will lenient.

I haven't had a regular TV in over 15 years. But if I bought a new TV would I be able to just put streaming links into it and just watch the Trovo stream on a big 55" TV?

>That won't be necessary, Mr. Nasheed

argument over beer
the ultimate american debate

>Free Fart Male White Orgy?

10-20min delay for live, otherwise it says "EARLIER" in the upper corner.

every other day for 6 years running strong, zero inceidents. i even saved a turtle the other day.

4:25am
I'm home along on a fridey nite because I'm awwesum

We like to live dangerously, and ready to shoot the faggot who ran into us

Never, but I drive high constantly. Go ahead and breathalyze me faggot.

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Go easy - plenty of law-abiding low income folks shop there. Poor does not equal scum. Look at the NFL.

can we get a thursday night old school cops bread going please

getting self conscious because you're not out partying is cringe bro. if you were out there you'd wish you were on here.

Yes with this here HDMI cable

it's usually nigs, they never get a licence cause they have warrants, and it costs money. They 90% are driving high on weed also.

Dominos is really not that bad with the 40% off coupon on the XL Pizza Carryout and the right toppings.

I'm constantly high whenever I drive and should have like a fucking retard parking placard thing but I don't.

I am 27 and have never driven a car.

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yea, i do that. easy as fuck. u can do it wirelessly these days too.

nigs and boomers too

Cause paying the state for something you can already do for free is gay

I want to get a wireless HDMI

you should work on that

Based... I hire hookers every other weekend myself

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Transvestite, trucker, prostitute, robbed

BINGO MUTHAFUKAS

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>I KNOW WHAT I GOT NO LOWBALLS

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>retard parking placard
like a handicapped thing?

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I got a pizza last week that I devoured. Shit was good. If I had more money, I'd go to Dominos more often.

You finally showed up!
Welcome itchy butt fren!

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xQc, is that you?

All your frens are here user

you'd need an external device just to be sure for streaming sites that don't have chromecast, a console with a browser function or a cheap mini-pc could work. Maybe a jailbroken fire stick

like the cops can't tell with your blood shot jaundice nigger eyes.

You're not alone, fren.
You're here with us, and when you're here, you're my fren

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If you get one of the new CIA "smart" TV's (Most Tv's desu) they usually have a built in web browser you can just stick the stream link into, otherwise you could hook it to your laptop/PC with the correct cord

pol got a guy arrested last year by ordering pizzas to his hotel room while he was drunk and arguing with his mom.
he was supposed to be good for the rest of the night, then the pizzas arrived and Mike got wound up and arrested

I got a Roku TV and Windows connects right to it wirelessly.

Based turtle saver. I tried to save an extremely large alligator turtle in my neighborhood walking in the street but he was too big to lift and police wouldn't do shit and Animal Control was unhelpful as fuck. If somebody hit him they fucked their car.

You can. You plug in a transmitter to the HDMI port of the source device, and a receiver to the HDMI port on your TV, and away you go.

If you have a smart phone you can chrome cast it directly to your TV. Doing it right now.

Hey newfag nigger tranny faggots
>Welcome. You can never leave.
Hey OPLive frens, this episode is a bit meh so far, did I miss any kino in the first hour?

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what time is it there user? your saturday is going to be fucked

I don't really have a reason too, I can just order everything I want and uber if I ever need to go somewhere.

will you take $150?

Fr? Fr fr?

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Because registering requires a modicum of intelligence, forward thinking and self-control which immediately disqualifies about 75% of all amerimutts.

I got pulled over doing 92 in a 60 at 4am on an empty freeway. I pulled straight over, admitted and apologized. He let me go because I had a 250 mile drive to a race track to volunteer as a track saftey officer for motorcycle races. Turns out that track was half a mile from the state patrol accademy and main prison. He told me he hated that drive and if I kept it under 75 he would radio ahead and I'd be fine. But only if I guessed the speed he clocked me at within 2mph. I said 85 in an idiotic voice. He said 92, have a safe drive.

I both shit myself and felt like god in that moment.

They're expensive though right?
Last time I looked they're over $200

It's probably about 60/40 taped segments and "live" (20 minute delay).
The hosts are live.

Yeah, that lol I'm fucked up, user. Sorry. Here's funny video for you.

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You're the problem

trovo browser lets you cast to a TV so you could just get one of those Roku sticks if your TV doesn't allow smart casting and then cast the stream to your TV

kek