ON PATROL: LIVE #3 DONUT DO NOT EDITION

YOU BLEW IT

NOW WALK EM OUT WALK EM OUT WALK EM OUT

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pretty solid pig party tonight

>WE GOT A SLAMPIG!
There have been plenty of nights where I probably would have.
I'm not proud of it.

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> what came first, the nigger or the egg?
> niggegg

AHHHHH HELP ME REDDIT WE MESSED UP THE GAMER WORD NOOOOOOO

STATS user, MONITOR NIGGER COUNT OF COMMERCIALS

when did having a big sloppy third tit hanging down over your pussy become ok

>niggegg

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LIVEPD ANONS POST YOUR COCKS FOR ME!!! I LOVE LOOKING AT COCKS. UPLOAD THE COCKS AND I WILL PAYPAL $500 TO THE LARGEST POL COCK!!!

There's nothing sadder than a fat girl with small tits.

I've seen worse. I've done worse.

>loaning women money

Goyslop-a-thon, brought to you by Dominos and Hulu!

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People are going to get fucked so hard with debt and current interest rates. Went from almost 2 years of gibs to 41 year high inflation and highest gas prices in history. Biden voters thought things were going to get better. KEK

>t. hunter biden's chinese associates

has an officer ever gotten in trouble for sniffing butts or feet of handcuffed girls? or for confiscating used panties etc? bet it happens a lot but never heard of anyone getting in trouble for this

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B-based
No shame in my game user

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We aint had nothing but slam pigs tonight where tf you been?

Hope you're all snacking with me, frens!

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So close

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What can I say? It's Newport Pleasure™ minus the nigger menthol. It's smooth, relaxing and tastes great.

I eated all the snacks...

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Man boosting formula

i want real pol cock must be actual pol cock

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SmartBiz: Nog free but latina
Therapy: Nogfull
Dominoes: All white
HULU: White but some fats
Doritos: Saddeningly brown
Golden Corral: Based and whitefamily pilled
Persil: White and actionstarpilled
Pedigree: White and Veteranpilled
Low Credit: Unsurprisingly brown
Nugenics : Black guy as alpha. Probably some basketball 'star'.

Better.

smoking is really the stupidest shit the goy do willingly. Stop it

>i'm using my right to remain silent
>kvetches more

im gonna eat some of those nutella sticks

Bitch you dont have no attorney.

Based bong

(((they))) want people to stop smoking retard

I've noticed booty shorts in public are suddenly everywhere lately.

>I'm exercising my right to remain silent
>*keeps talking*

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>goyslop and mutts
or
>ass deodorant and period parties
Which way, Any Forums?

This cunt nigger cop is so annoying bros

>it wasn't a traffic stop I was running from y'all

bitch you just said you were being silent and you admitted to evasion

Women arguing always sounds like cats screeching

You are a gentlemen among anons

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I don't like this negress cop. She's mouthy, hams it up for the cameras, pretends to be compassionate for the cameras but isn't really, and is probably 90 IQ which gives her a sense of superiority over the mean 80 IQ blacks

Nugenics guy is Frank Thomas, a baseball player. They have white Doug Flutie now too.

Most didn't think, I'm convinced. They just had TDS and probably wanted to virtue signal by voting in Kamala.

I turn the volume down and keep busy on my other monitor during the jew brainwashing sessions

At least Zendajas seemed like she was having fun. This nigger straight power tripping.

>take the 5th
>blab about everything

Smoking is as American-Capitalist as you get. I'll take the cancer and die on my own property happily.

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By the end of the season I hope Lume and Thinx link up.

No thanks janny, I’m not getting banned

Y'ALL JUS CAN'T HANDLE A PROUD, POWERFUL, INDEPENDENT STRONG BLACK KWEEN

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I haven't heard a commercial if I can remotely help it since 2012 or earlier. I saw one the other day when I couldn't mute and didn't have headphones, and it's honestly shocking. It's like getting out of prison and seeing how the world is

>placed under arrest for evading the arrest that you are being arrested for

HE REDEEMED

GET HIM

goy means non jew you retard

Thats Dustin's sister

>saw some guy carrying a gun
>calls the cops

I feel like she would have let her go if she didn't get mouthy. its all about her ego.

Nugenics guy is MLB slugger Frank Thomas. Please to meet you, based Brit.

>keep busy on my other monitor
It's ok user, you're among frens here
You can tell us that you're browsing RarePuppers on Reddit

Is this the Obama gas station?

shut up Jim

The sniffing goes all the way to the top of the force. The stench of corruption rises to the chief's office, and the staties stink too. They get one whiff of someone digging into their sniff racket and they'll track you down like a hound and make your life hell. Best just leave it alone, there are some things only god can fix.

no

daniel hrotzclaw was innocent. did you see the 'victims'? literally zero evidence he ever did anything and no chad is going to stoop low enough to do anything sexual with those 0/10 crack heads. all these women claimed they were raped and got paid millions of dollars lol. anyone who thinks these women were raped is fucking retarded. this was a ben crump case of course

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anyone have the photo of american kids in preschool doing the pledge of allegience and the two boys are headbutting eachother

NYE TIME

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this is not the obama sto

HELP IVE FALLEN AND CANT GET UP

Does a 12 pack of ranch waters count as a snack?

heh

tfw

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me too
done worse dead sober and on purpose

Can't stop. Won't stop.

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-t. Never looked cool in his life

>medics can't even pick a shitty american lock

I think some people think that pleading the fifth is a way to cancel out their "anything you say can and will be used against you" line, like calling anti-jinx

checked and kek'd

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Should have used Life Alert.

>AAAAAAA A NIGGER WAS IN THE COMMERCIAL!
White fragility

>Call black cop
>Call her sheboon nigger
>free speech
>get assaulted
>profit

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Fag

Jim, please for Jade!?

This is depressing

Was that door even closed?

I'm glad I'll never live in nevada, looks like hell on earth and meth.

>medics can't even pick a shitty american lock
They should've used the tool that Bosnian Bill and I made, which can be purchased at CovertInstruments.com

tell my wife’s step son you son of a bitch

Aaaaand, a new meme is born.

some people are just so fucking stupid it amazes me that they are still alive

this cop took his sweet ass time to put on some gloves before digging out his battering ram

He didn't even need that thing lmao

stunt on them hoes

What was that reaction lol

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Vanilla Ice fell on hard times

WANNABE DOUCHE

The entire territory is under an indian curse

Being in Vegas feels like you’re in hell, you’re surrounded by dirt mountains, rocks and feels like your literally in the valley of the dead

was that door made of cardboard

Or just a redbull can

Almost every perp is a literal skeletor or comically overweight

you dont die happily from smoking
you die with liver failure and lungs filling with fluid, with brain tumors and incredible pain

Is that scumbag steve?

Eli seems like he really has his life together.

I'll thank you not to use racist slurs, Mr. BLM Gentleman.

Also, this is you: Don't notice propaganda!

CEO of wiggers
>the game was rigged from the start

Eminem?

>I feel like she would have let her go if she didn't get mouthy. its all about her ego.
That's like 90% of cops

Mein sides

Isn't it funny how much you can tell about someone just by watching them for a few seconds.

This is the lockpicking lawyer...

people can surprise you, but usually, they don't

Wow crystal meth I wouldn't have guessed

go ninja go ninja go

we're Xi's top guys

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>all of these bad things happen at once!
Okay. Sounds fun.

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Reminder: Everyone in this thread, save for me, is a bootlicker. That being said, carry on.

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>no resisting today right?
>spread your legs

Wait I'm dumb and retarded black gorilla.

Is the police footage live? Or these are from a couple days ago or something?

>AAAAA ITS PROPAGANDA THEYRE TRYING TO REPLACE MUH WHITE RACE
White people are so delusional

Finally, Paterson. You better deliver, Dan. Stop suppressing facts.

He wasn’t going to escape the long arm of the law

A battering ram is quicker and more reliable in an emergency

WONDERFUL

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imagine him making your food at Taco Bell.

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unless it says "EARLIER" in the upper left, it's live with like a 10-20 min delay

>are those drugs in your pocket or are you happy to see me

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All advertising is propaganda regardless of how disgusting the people in the commercial are