*BAM BAM BAM* "Internal Revenue Service, open up!"

>tannerite
>eurozone
zozzle

Am worried about this due to dealing in huge amounts of cash but showing little income.

>pic is what I bought today

I roll over ~$100k a year in income and show less than $10k lol

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Send out the call and hope the neighbors honor the mutual defense pact

Call 911 and state armed persons wearing fake police uniforms are trying to enter your home.

I find those terms acceptable.

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Unironically stop using money.

show them I am wearing this. they'll know I am a true patriot.

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If they're there to repo your house, burn it.

>Wat do?
Nothing needs to be done.

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>ALLAHU AKHBAAAAAAR

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I open the door and ask how I can help them because I pay my taxes.
>Inb4 bootlicker

How many times are you gonna post this same picture?

this

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>I call it operation shit storm drunken whirlwind.

Preempt this by clogging all their plumbing with cement and orbs. A great many buildings could be rendered unusable by destroying the plumbing.

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Same but only around 25-35k. I rebuild old Chevy engines and most of my cores I buy and sell complete are in cash. I’m kinda nervous.

Dang user how are you gonna wear all that bling at once?

Turn the lights off and slam 2 bricks together
The 3 letters are so incompetent, they'll cull themselves in their fear.

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Open up through the door.
*Boom boom boom boom*

great another woman here to take my money

*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
I HAVE YOU ALL SURROUNDED SURRENDER NOW
*sips white monster*

Manipulate them into joining my commune in which the members will kill them and hide their bodies.

Twice so far.

I open up and ask to see a warrant and, one having been provided, comply with it.

I don't have anything to hide, I'm not the mob.

Kill as many as I can then use the last bullet on myself. Or blow myself up

Lol, how are they gonna audit something they don't know about? You have to actually be moving money around to be proved you owed money on that money. The people they're going to nail in the fucking ass are people like waitresses or baristas. We're going to have IRS agents wasting $300 a day in salary and God knows how much in overhead chasing down people who might have cheated about $1,000 a year under reporting tips.

Yes I know I saved it yesterday because fed ass

No I sell it. I own a CASH4GOLD ghetto store lol

I'm asking the cute irs agent lady for her phone number desu

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A tax revolt is called for. But seriously just plugging the plumbing all over could be a way forward and eventually employing an army of expendable negro child soilders.

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Call the cops.

I have a coworker that filed his own taxes, and was under $1,000 underpaid. After the audit, they tacked on so many fees that he owed 10k to the IRS.

It's pretty lucrative to catch someone underpaying, even if its totally unintentional.

If you think people in the American South are going to watch their neighbors get their doors kicked in and just wait on it to happen to them you are sorely mistaken.

The moment they come into our neighborhood and start kicking indoors is a bad day for them.

I can't afford a house like that (or any house)

Hit the clicker on the hellbox connected to my home made ball bearing claymores in the front yard and laugh as the fed pigs get turned into pink mist

>Team Deathmatch

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Nice. I make it a point to deal in cash. I used Square on my phone for my customers credit cards when I first started and they were nice enough to report all income to the IRS via a 1099. I dumped them and CC payments after that.

Even just late filing sounds like it can start to financially fuck you up. Shit is extra retarded when you're already fairly poor.

>people in the American South
Niggers?

Even the sidewalk looks fake

>Then it's settled.
Based. Now we just got to get a bunch of airbags and take out the electric blasting caps in each one to use for right-wing extremism.

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If you don't file for an extension? Absolutely.

I'll never understand why they didnt just behead these niggers en masse once slavery was over instead of letting them free

Walk out the backdoor and jump fences. Dumbasses.

I lost my taxes in an unfortunate boating accident

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>Hello 911
>There's a man impersonating an IRS officer at my door

Fight fuck or pay.
>We all need to do what's right by Ukraine kikes and Guatamalan rape babies.

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Hindsight is 2020