CAPTAIN NORTH KOREA

>Parachutist.
Lose the VPN tranny. I reckon he's a member of the North Korean's LARP space force. YOu know, since they always have to try to one-up the US.

why are kim's pants so ill-fitting

Oh yeah, how do you know

lmao

Major Moose Knuckle

We are better than America in every single aspect. Militarily, culturally, scientifically and the list goes on.

He's the newest artillery shell in the military.

I bet you dont even own a pistol, a car, or an air conditioning unit.

because it's President Trump's old suit - look at the tie, that's his famous pink tie

So is that captain NK or what?

>t. never saw a military parade
that's the guy they shoot out of a cannon

Nork version of a Strato Viper.

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Military parades must be the Greatest Show on Earth

>70mm watch
>t.never been skydiving

I bet he knows his neighbours, has a loving family and wife and breathes clean air

R A R E
How the fuck do you have that flag??

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oh shush, (((they))) can use any flag they like.

There's no North Korean VPN servers he must actually be from there.

>Militarily
No
> culturally
Not that commendable, the US is a disgusting, amorphous amalgamation between Babylon Sodom and Gomorrah times 11
>scientifically
Fuck no, all the techfags of things worthwhile are based in the US.
Be real.
Prove me otherwise and delete the US from the world map.

He is a well revered Parachutist!

Is it possible for a foreigner to start a business in NK?

yes nigger most people havent been skydiving. did you think you were being clever?

>There's no North Korean VPN servers he must actually be from there.
Took me literally 5 seconds to find one you fat retarded mutt
>vpnunlimited.com/help/countries/north-korea-vpn

he's probably standing next to him

conceptually similar

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Kill yourself brown farmer spic

Weird how the NK government lets their servers be used

He's the pass around fuck toy in the barracks.

Looks like he has a camel toe

STFU

He's so laughably out of place

>Kill yourself
I'm never killing myself because i love my life and because that's the pussy way out
>brown
I'm unironically whiter than you and so are most of my countrymen, google our demographics you fat inbred low IQ genetic ambiguity
>farmer
I work in tech and make at the very least twice as much as you make.

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You can't use a VPN on 4dicks new fag

Hide my ass+4chin pass