What would be his nickname in prison?

The magician.

Any dick looks massive in his hands.

juden hurensohn poste nie wider was hier du dreckiges stück scheiße , ab in die hölle mit dir trump ist obergeil.

This.

Biden's Bitch

Some mexican cartel got their boy from the cops in a few hours by posting a few hundred gunmen outside the station, you think he's is gonna land in a prison? Even if they somehow managed to get him there without being intercepted, you think they can defend the prison from an actual armed militia? Even alcatraz wasn't set up to resist concentrated attack.

Donald's sad&bad ( formely chuck's)

Fucksake this is too easy
>lil donnie

Tiny Hands Drumpf LOL

leader of the free world

Exactly this

big-league donnie

the tan girl in cell 104

lil Donnie

Donald Juice

2Scoop

Shills moved on from DARK BRANDON to DRUMPF JAIL in like 3 days LOL

Agent Orange, don't touch him or he'll fuck you up.