What should I do for my birthday besides go to dinner with my mom?

Cocaine and hookers, ofc, here is your happy birthday song, in Mexican.
youtube.com/watch?v=Gv4EFvYFL84

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Buy that one thing you’ve been dwelling on. It’s your day, there’s no better reason
Happy Birthday user

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Best spam poster we've had in a minute

Feed the poor and stray animals. Spend day with Orphans.
Used to think shit like this is corny and pseud. But as I got older I realised it's several times better than spending that money on alcohol and getting wasted with friends.

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rub that dick real good and drain those balls OP, happy birthday my friend.

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we don't have stray animals or orphans in canada

Buy yourself an icecream cake.
Go on user, you deserve it.

Enjoy your birthday with your mom, one day you won't be able to and you'll wish you had spent more time with her instead of rushing your dinner to go party with your friends.

Be grateful you have a mother who loves you and appreciate the dinner/gifts she gives you.

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happy bday user, have a fun dinner with your mom!

Happy Birthday user

Know that i love you, even if i dont know you.

>buttstuff

there's no need for that

Have a little cry

>gorge on cornsyrup and baysedbean oil

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Why? America is just two more weeks from collapse. It's time to party bro

Take your mom back to her basement after dinner and fugg her brains out

this is the only answer.

Go buy a gun. Whatever you can get in cucknada.

Buy a female slave from the market and use it.

Shut the fuck up Christina you have a trial coming up

Print off some gdl flyers and go spread the word on Jews.

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Happy Birthday user

Subverty post online that it is your birthday so people wish you happy birthday. So happy birthday and may you not think about her cleavage while you eat your pirate pack.

Happy Birthday Fren.
You can never go wrong with frens and tendies

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how rude of me, i forgot to say Happy Birthday
youtube.com/watch?v=jLIOc4MIetk

>besides go to dinner with my mom?
fuck your mom

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Wholesome

go to dinner with your dad

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Why do Americans say these things.
OP, happy a birthday.

>You're sitting in your room playing vidya
>A cool summer breeze blowing in through your window
>In the distance, but growing closer, you can hear Jerry Doucette - Mama Let Hin Play
>A black vehicle pulls into your driveway letting up a cloud of dust
>Dad's home
>You run downstairs to meet him
>He is getting out, cigarette in mouth
>Sunglasses: On
>"Happy birthday son. Worked some OT down at the plant so I could get this for you," Terry, your father says.
>"Got Bill to put on a custom license plate for ya"
>Your father hugs you
>Mama let him play what he wants to play
>Let him play some rock n roll

Happy birthday, leafbro.

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