SALMON RUSHDIE GOT RUSHED

Salmon Rushdie done goofed and gave a speech in the wildy (New York) without protect from melee on. He was promptly rushed by a religion of peace pure. Now this nigga is bleedin out, and brother, stabbings at that age are lethal.

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>named Rushdie
>rushed and died

Rushdie got rush b'd

Absolutely based.

Took me a full 5 minutes to remember who that is.

Is he dead?

QRD?

Fuck Islam. NEVER FORGIVE

THEY RUSHEDR SALMON

>33 years after having been issued a fatwa against him
sus af

Nah they did a based here

He couldnt swim upstream fast enough user!!

>Sir Ahmed Salman Rushdie CH FRSL is an Indian-born novelist, whose work, combining magical realism with historical fiction, is primarily concerned with the connections, disruptions, and migrations between Eastern and Western civilizations, with much set on the Indian subcontinent.
pretty sure the attacker was a muzzie

More like Salmon Rush die

> know there's a price on your head
> hangs out in public anyways
well, he dies doing what he loved

Did the killer have a permit?
Fishing season is over

He was a true redditor before it was cool

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>without protect from melee on
Ever wonder why all the people in the desert were named Ali?
>Muhammad Ali

Friday 12 Aug 2022 4:11PM ¿¿¿?

Didn't the Iranians say they would be targeting people of interest in retaliation to the death of their general that Trump murked?

I know American Glowies warned that Americans would be targeted by the regime and given Rushdie's history with the Iranian Regime, it is not above them to do such a thing.

They said, the religion of peace is so peaceful that it's not beyond radical fools to do it themselves.

who the fuck is Salmon Rushdie?

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Not my problem

I work at UPMC Hospital. Just heard that he died in surgery. RIP. Announcement should be made after they notify his family.

Learn English or don't bother. Foreign influence is ruining this country.

Fatwa fulfilled.

he got mudslimes mad enough to issue a public demand for his death, good in my book

that's too bad, i enjoyed couple of his works, rip salmon

is there a video, webm?

Post proof else fake and gay

some (dead?) brown guy

>The Timing
>The 1PBTID THREADS
Theatre, they're trying to shift the news cycle. All fields.

Found the kike

lol, finally found a video, if you search latest on kiketube it's literally all pajeets with shitty vids showing nothing.
youtu.be/NuwA4dbpLVA

I remember this kike on curb your enthusiam(jewish television) and he was real smug about not giving a shit about the fattwa.

>Salmon Rushdie
Why does the west care about him again? Just because he pisses muslims off he is good? Dude looks like a grade A pedo.

Muslims get shit done, whites continue to see how much cock they can fit up their collective asses.

I'll lose my job if I post my access card. Just wait a few minutes. It should be on the news very soon.

finally!
S

XLR8

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You should be a writer brother

Religion of peace strikes again. Chalk another one up for the jawa report.

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> Anonymous (ID: 6VYYVNJU) 08/12/22(Fri)08:45:09 No.390803558▶
>>named Rushdie
>>rushed and died
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> Anonymous (ID: uzw6dF4B) 08/12/22(Fri)08:50:21 No.390804166▶
>Rushdie got rush b'd
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> Anonymous (ID: 3dEGue2Q) 08/12/22(Fri)08:50:43 No.390804205▶
> (OP)
>Absolutely based.
Fucking reddit puns

Everyone in the audience is a bunch of old fucks.
Imagine what their grandkids look like?? I bet most of them have Pride flags on their bedroom and dorm-room walls.

nigga ded

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