Why can’t America make Black Batman happen?

Why can’t America make Black Batman happen?

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had to make a suit that will hide his massive cock I would venture to guess

because he can't go a night without robin

IM BLACKMAN

The next Bruce Wayne will either be hapa or castizo, don't look it up, I'm only making an educated guess.

Batman stops crime
He doesn't commit crimes

Heh

Batman is too well behaved and mentally stable. No nigger would be able to stay in character.

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lol not bad.. not bad

Because he’d get monkeypox during filming and waste tons of money

The message that a black orphan can succeed is a step too far.
Follow that with a rich black philanthropist and it just becomes too unbelievable

Lmao
>we need a black character. How about an original one?
>nobody would read that let's just race swap one of the classics

new fags

Why would we want to?

they needed Batman... but all they got is blackmenn

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Topkek

He already exists:

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We did, we had Phoenix Jones.
Exactly what you expect happened.
seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/seattle-superhero-phoenix-jones-charged-after-undercover-drug-bust/

you forgot the carlos.jpg, faggot.
delete and re-post correctly.

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Because a crucial element of the Batman story is how he once had a complete family unit.

He looks like a villain not a hero

A NIGGER COMMITS CRIME?! COLOR ME SURPRISED!

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>Why can’t America make Black Batman happen?
Batman -- legendarily known for his prep time -- would be completely implausible as a negro due to their strict physiological / psychological adherence to CPT.

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>ay yo alfred where my bat timbs at?
>hell naw this cracka bane too cray cray fo me
>waddaya mean i cant do a blackmobile driveby?