WTF IS WRONG WITH MICHIGAN?

WHY MI ONLY GET TWO HOTEL PORN-TIER CANDIDATES FOR GOVERNOR?
ARE MICHIGANDERS KEKS OR FAGGOTS?

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Dixon more like Dixin

Because of Detroit.

Dixin more like Dicksin

If you live in Michigan there's like a 90% chance you're a fag, that's never been disputed by anyone. The exception being Ted Nugent.

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>coming from a fucking leaf
You're welcome for your fucking car faggot

he shat himself to avoid Nam and is a giant cuck out faggot... so your entire Canadian post checks out. That said hey Canada what are you going to do about that gun buy back? Don't cuck like the aussies shoot back.

you had one job

Why don't you join up and die for the jews buddeh

Dodging nam was based, faggot

He also just sucks up NRA money all day, as bad as Le Pier. Also could have ran for office in MI and won and saved us from whitmer, along with kid rock. They all cucked.

Killing shits skins and getting payed is based faggot zoomer with no arms.

>Wretched Bitchmer who was among the most draconian lockdown governors, and complied with one of the dirtiest FBI honeypot operations orchestrated to interfere in a presidential election, and her and her fellow cunts Benson and (((Nessel))) are probably the most corrupt group of state politicians in the country
>vs a more attractive, slightly younger woman that seems to be okay and at worst might govern as a RINO but would have still sank the career of the person who would be the Democrats only hope of holding on to Michigan and Wisconsin in the next presidential election even with fraud
Beggars can't be choosers here. The other candidates were total clowns and couldn't make their case.

Outside the larger cities michigan is cool as hell. Most of the people are rednecks with pot farms and southern accents for some reason. They also have a lot of beautiful areas up there and tons of great natural amphitheaters with a lot of big names that play them. Hell pine knob is on bob seger drive. I hate michigan, but thats just the ohio talking. As a Canadian you should be aware of the UP

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2 of them were denied places on the ballot because of "too many forged signatures" on their petitions to be on the ballot. 100% moles

Because the other candidates were raided by the fbi because of rampant corruption.
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For me, it's Tooter Dicksin

Yeah that really was dirty as shit

>he shat himself to avoid Nam and is a giant cuck out faggot
I watched him on a Michigan round table politics show recently and he said he went down to draft board, registered, and everything but his number never came up.

keep coping and seething
t. voting for Tlaib and Whitmer

Because AG keeps arresting them
theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/09/ryan-kelley-republican-michigan-governor-arrested-fbi-capitol-riot

You think that's bad? Try living here in Oregon. Not two, but THREE major female candidates and the crazy dyke is guaranteed to win. At least Michigan's candidates are pretty hot. Just nuke this lost state already.

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Thanks Ohio you're pretty cool too. Now please absorb all of our poverty.

STRETCHIN GRETCHEN DID NOTHING WRONG

Ted Nugent is a pedophile and a groomer and a rancid piece of shit who happened to vote for Trump, don't let him fool you, even though many of his songs are solid if you can separate the art from the person. Michigan the could have been the White Man's paradise, but the entire state is basically controlled by a few nigger/liberal infested cities, the same problem that every red state has to deal with. Or at least that's what you will believe if you are a retard. In reality, the entire election process is a farce because Michigan elections are controlled by Dominion™ voting machines that are 100% rigged.

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So a bitch working for talib knocked on my door. Handed me a pamphlet. I busted out laughing after reading the first paragraph. Clown word honk honk

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ok

Literally no one gives a shit about abortion.
That's why the protests died in a day

Michigan sucks. Armpit of the nation

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Yup we’re full too. No reason ever to come here

That's how you know the USA is in It's death throes.
The empire is crumbling.

>southern accents for some reason
Those are affected to fit in with the "country" culture: big trucks, mudding, country music, etc. Big Country has brainwashed these people who have no connection to the South.

>Locks down the entire state over the coof and forces people to stay at home
>Marches for nigger lives matter because "peaceful protests" are okay
>Any dissidents to her bullshit covid protocols to include protestors were branded domestic terrorists
Sure buddy, she did "nothing wrong".

Also this. Don't ever fucking come to Michigan. We're fucking full. Go to Texas.

Yes nugent is 100% a faggot

I remember someone posting a pic here from some chick's Snapchat account. Someone asked for her thoughts on Roe v. Wade and she said "sorry I don't follow boxing." Even bitches don't give a damn.

>mudding
My cousin came up from the south and asked why no one was washing their trucks. He said they always wash their trucks after mudding down south, so we're not even doing it right.

Fuck you Ohio cunt

Vote for Kwame! Lol

Seems like so many states are electing women governors lately...seems fucking insane to me, but what do I know.

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I live close enough to Michigan to get Detroit radio I still remember them talking about him.