WARRANT LEAKED

TRUMP IS SOOOO FUCKED

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presidents don't have access to nuke docs. doj perjured the warrant.

>we.. uh.. cant tell you why we raided him. because thats just how important it is.

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ONLY BECAUSE THEY PRINTED IT UNDER HIS PRESIDENCY, AND USED HIS INK.

Finally now that Trump is under investigation by the FBI for shady activity, we can close the book on the book of Edomite crime once and for all.
We found our scapegoat that will wash our sins far away. Now the hard part, hanging him on the cross without getting ourselves put on crosses.

Due to National Security reasons, we must redact everything we seized from Trump because it's all classified. Just trust us.

the fbi has gone full dude trust me bro

>tfw the joke goes over Any Forumschuds heads and they think this is a picture of the actual warrant

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>tfw the joke goes over Any Forumschuds heads and they think this is a picture of the actual warrant
This is certainly what the affidavit will look like.

This is the most retarded statement I've ever read on pol

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>no source
no bump, get fucked >:->

Jesus Christ, you dumbass. They give out the nuclear football to everyone and anyone.

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

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What joke? This is what it will look like.

It's actually true. For the same reason we know Q is fake and Gay. Q is the highest clearance in the US and it's predominantly DOE, that's what would be needed to get said secrets and Trump doesn't have it.

And your Nuke codes were 6 zeros until the early 2000s ;^)

How much do they pay you?

You must be new here

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Edomites is so lame let’s call them Hammites it’s more insulting

Fuck off, that’s classic pasta

Not the most but it's certainly up there.

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