Brit/pol/ - spoonies edition

>Pervs told not to get involved in horny manatees' mass underwater orgies
dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/pervs-told-not-involved-horny-27720445

>Isle of Skye shooting: Dad-of-4, 47, shot dead while trying to stop gunman who ‘stabbed sister and 2 others in rampage’
thesun.co.uk/news/19478000/dad-shot-dead-rampage-isle-of-skye/

>Groom plays sex tape of his cheating bride in bed with brother-in-law on wedding day
dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/groom-plays-sex-tape-cheating-27712138?int_source=nba

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Nadiya Husseins willy

why the fuck is there a 'price cap' to begin with, we don't do that with any other sector of the economy

Why are young women like this?

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>Groom plays sex tape of his cheating bride in bed with brother-in-law on wedding day
dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/groom-plays-sex-tape-cheating-27712138?int_source=nba
based
roastie's life will be ruined now
she'll be known by everyone as a whore haha

it's too fuckin muggy to be fillin in 6 digit sliding captchas

that chink hiro is havin a laugh

Prices out smaller energy companies that can't afford to buy as much gas in wholesale as the bigger ones. Since introducing the price caps, it's only gotten more expensive. Anything the tories do benefits rich people.

Roald Dahl's Jew hating really changes how I view his works

they used to get satisfaction from raising a family and keeping a home, now they get similar levels of dopamine from "likes" on social media

yeah it only started in 2017
it goes against all standard economic theory about price signals, it is probably a significant contributor to what we're seeing now in comparison to euro countries but it will now be political suicide to propose getting rid of it

because women don't need their families anymore so they have no need to take on their families viewpoints by default and emulate them + keep in line with what is expected of them. instead they betray their families and ally themselves with "movements" attached to the state knowing full well if they say and do the right things they will have everything handed to them on a silver platter and there is much more ambiguity to be had in that overarching social game plan so they don't even have to live up to the standards those movements will hold them to as they won't be enforced. whereas with a family, they would be. or else they would suffer ostracisation

same, I barely paid any notice to him before, now I own all his books.

I want a new car
Vrooom

that's the one

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Hmm.

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Ding ding ding

Had a cold bath again

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For anyone that hasn't found decent sources amongst the screeching tabloids, the Russian special military operation Z has been an absolute masterclass of military competence.
It's been clear from week 1 that Putin has Ukraine in the bag, and all our papers can do is LARP that it isn't real. A miles long convoy of supplies is supposed to be evidence that the Russians are low on supplies, it's ultra clownworld. The amount of artillery shells gifted to Ukraine from the west in the entire war is equal to what Russia has been using in a day. Social media profiles changed to blue and yellow is all we have.
The only thing that has noticeably slowed the Russians is the fact that the western backed Ukraine forces are prepared to set up artillery and soldiers amongst civilian locations. The Russians are prepared to slow right down into a low gear and grind the Ukrainians away over the long term to counter this, rather than shock 'n' awe the whole country to bits.

Russia is not worried about us, is not scared of the USA or western Europe. They have demonstrated twice the combat effectiveness of US troops, who lost in Vietnam, who fumbled in Iraq for nearly 20 years, who fumbled in Afghanistan for nearly 20 years and then left in a circus retreat/collapse.
The western military pattern has for the longest time simply involved going against developing shithole nations with absolutely overwhelming technology, and still fucking up in the most spectacular way with massive collateral damage and death, and no ultimate end game.

The west has lost the Ukraine theatre, and all our sanctions and schemes have backfired on us. Now the US is interfering with Taiwan, and the global supply chains are going to become even more fractured.

reminds me of this kino soap moment:
youtube.com/watch?v=8dAvYJ1VYhc

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Hmm.

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Its almost winter m8 and Russia isn't even close to Kiev

Wagwan

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>9 months ago (dec 2021) I applied for HGV provisional licence
>8 months ago DVLA wrote to my doctor for information about medical condition
>6 months ago my doctor called me in for an appointment regarding DVLA
>she apologised because it didnt look like she knew what she was doing
>said "it looks like they want me to write a letter
>DVLA still haven't received any form of reply from my doctor

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I'm so fucking redpilled

>Oh my god lel maw i posted it again

sign up for BUPA and get any medical approval you need lad
one of my mates couldn't get a shotty loicence because his NHS GP was a lefty cunt, went private, got a letter, now he's gunning down pheasants like a true-englishman

When the Ukrainians were camped in some field outside Kherson why did the Russians hide in the city instead of meeting on the field for battle?

looks like me

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based cold bath enjoyer

might get a cool shower in before bed myself desu

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fuckin ell lads, done that mission on oblivion today like when you've got into wizard uni after doin all the recommendation missions, and you go to get your mage's staff from that grove but when you get there all the necromancer cunts have shot in and killed everyone like, fuckin fuming I was, I were like, "fuck you lad, get this silence spell down ye" then anuvva one come and I were like, "wot yer doin yer bellend? Av this damage magika 50 points for 30 seconds custom shpell up yer ya fucker, waaheey" then I summoned a skeleton guardian and it fuckin battered them, top game, morrowinds better though

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>The Defence Secretary said it is important to understand that fighting and loss of life is still taking place, but claimed Russia is “starting to fail in many areas”.
>He added: “They have failed so far and are unlikely to ever succeed in occupying Ukraine.
I don't know if it's propaganda or if he actually believes it.

DVLA are about 100k applications behind, the passport office are 10s of thousands behind.
even if the doctor sent the letter it's sat in some warehouse rn

they remade it
it didn't go down well

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you're not allowed to make films by white authors any more mate

Because they seek social approval and attention and ((society)) says being a vapid whore is empowering. its not rocket science.
Compare the social attitude of your gran/mum/gf to that of your grandad/dad/yourself
Blokes are stone, women are water.

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play ESO

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When was the last time we had a summer like this? 8ts getting hotter every year and unironically the climate and landscape is beginning to change rapidly.
34 degrees was a MAXIMUM figure recorded. Now we regularly get that?
Climate change deniers are plain thick.

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can you even depict anything besides white people being evil now

My new passport took a week
Am I special or summat?

You're on a list

2018 was long and dry but not quote as hot

yeah they can't wait for you to leave mate

fuck off doom monging
summer gets hot
what else is new

yeah 35C will be the average british summer this decade

>DVLA are about 100k applications behind,
problem isn't with DVLA lad... they've been waiting for the letter from my doctor for like 8 months.

I called my doctor a month after they wrote to me saying they had contacted my doctor and the doctors receptions said "oh yeah, i can see the letter from the DVLA on the system. We have 28 days to reply to it so you'll just have to wait". They didn't respond to the letter for 2 months and instead of giving the DVLA what they wanted they called me in for an appointment where the doctor said "it looks like they want me to write a letter" and she still hasnt fucking done it 6 months later.

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Yay :D

>might get a cool shower in before bed myself desu
cor nothing better than a cool shower when you're too hot

>any negativity is doom monging
You're a child, sensitive womanly child

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you wet cunts shut up during winter, dont you?

Whizz popping

no I'm just not concerned about it getting hot in summer mate because that literally always happens?

based, we need to turn cornwall into benidorm

It'll completely change the landscape in parts of the country.
I can't function in this weather desu, Irish genes just don't work in this oven middle Eastern weather

fuck off back to ireland then

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How is exposing how you got cucked supposed to make you look good and the woman bad? You need to actually doing something about it.

>add to the stigma of disability
The stigma exists for a fuckin reason doesn't it? Who the fuck would want to be disabled?

Pathetic man child is back on his baiting, wasting his life away.

>Oh my god lel maw i posted it again
Imagine thing brit/pol/ isn't centred around posting the same things over and over, what kind of newfag are you? lmao

friday night tunes?
youtu.be/Y2A7CYuuVg8

Can you imagine the continentals coming here in the summer because it's too hot down there

brexit means brexit, they can fook off

the retarded level scaling screwed me so badly I had to spend the last third of the game abusing invisibility through doors and summoning daedra while I cowered in a corner

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Young?
She's your friend,you tell us

Britpol becoming pathetic, just low quality posts constantly farming for dopamine hits any way they can

This
Go back you potato Jew.

>friday night tunes?
It's still thursday

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Just had a crafty wank in the garden and it fucking stinks

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sorry if we don't think reverting to communism because it's a bit warm for a few days of the year is a wise strat
fuck off back to redit

Blimey we're all bloddy injuns now

youtube.com/watch?v=hh15m063gio

Are you sure they weren't negotiating a surrender to the Russian troops? Been happening a lot recently.

The western media has celebrated anything the Ukrainians have done, no matter how small. An individual building, or a small group of soldiers get blown up, and the papers are all over it like the Ukies are winning the whole theatre.

I'm sorry but no one beats the Huq

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Dirty Tommy, off to bed with ya

fuck off ginge

Majority or white British have Irish genes lmao
Native brits are the ones who've been colonised, whatever a 'native brit' is anyway.

its ginge

who is she?

mind your own

fuck off ginge

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cor giz a whiff

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Nice gag desu

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>Rishi Sunak has unveiled a plan to slash rising energy bills for up to 16 million vulnerable people which he hopes will propel him to 10 Downing Street.

>In a dramatic move as his Tory leadership clash with Liz Truss becomes increasingly bitter, he is said to be prepared to find up to £10bn to cut bills for poorer households.

>And in a swipe at his opponent, the former chancellor declared in an article in The Times: "Whatever the 'boosterish' talk of others, you can't heat your home with hope."

news.sky.com/story/tory-leadership-race-rishi-sunak-unveils-plans-to-slash-energy-bills-for-millions-during-cost-of-living-crisis-12670910

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Dumb whores

You're pathetic and thinking for yourself and how it'd affect your lifestyle. Yes, private car ownership should be banned and we'd all benefit.
Its time we surrender luxuries for the benefit of society and future generations.

It's a bit contrarian for the sake of it, but nothing that's being proposed as a solution will make any difference, so you might as well use jets while you still can and keep that gas boiler/petrol car.

I have a feeling the Davos brigade are all on board because they know there's also a bit of truth to peak oil in a world of ever expanding energy demand, and they want to make sure they will always have access to it.

>Why are young women like this?
Hit the wall early and lowering standards to get a taker. Many such cases.

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-seen-in-pool-blood-24736688#comments-wrapper

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I don't know her, I just follow her for the lulz after getting in an argument in the comments of some Instagram post on that Isis bride bint who had her citizenship revoked

She's 26 apparently

All he needs to worry about is the 160,000 Tory members and most of them don't give a fuck about energy prices.

>muh vulnerable people

why are dole scum literally the first in this supposed "conservative" party's mind as opposed to people that actually earn a living

pretty sure that's hate speech, Roald

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by dole scum you mean about a third of the country

Can't believe Charlie Brooker is nobbing her