Worst hurricane in history approaching soon

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
HIT THE EAST COAST AND COLLAPSE EVERYTHING

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how old is the time traveler? i'd believe it if he was just a kid

a real time traveler would spill the beans as soon as he could talk/became conscious

The absolute state of climate cultists.

did he voluntarily come back or was it some weird thing? does he have any control over it and why the fuck would he come back to 2022? and is that all he has to offer? A bad storm? 68 fucking years of history and all we get is a storm?

...

When he gives me some stock tips then I’ll listen

Uh oh stinky!

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Funny enough he just prevented the storm

A real time traveler wouldn't say anything to anyone for fear of the butterfly effect and put all his money into the stock market to become a billionaire. Ask me how I know.

not political

Rolling for 1 million dead amerimutts

based it would be cool

>Ask me how I know.
well, i know you're not a billionaire

>non existant storm will make landfall in 3 days
low effort larp

Where is the Confederate Niggerologist?

A real time travel wouldn't put no money on the stock market. He would know that cans of food and weapons are the best investment. Don't ask me how I know

>My fellow Americans

IM QOOOOOOMING

>Reliable sources say
Top Kek

What a wonderful birthday present.

But duuuuuuude Elon Musk browses pol
also pic rel we (the coasters) will die from climate change (central US gang reporting in)

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how can you fear the butterfly effect and THEN play the stock market? you cant preserve the timeline AND alter it simultaneously.

>a real time traveler wouldn't talk to avoid butterfly effect
>but would totally do something that would still cause butterfly effect
there is no instance of a time traveler going anywhere back in time and not fucking everything up
just by being there

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Hurricanes take days and weeks to form and travel to the US coast. We'd already be seeing it if it was going to hit. Stupid thread.

Schizo cat lady confirmed, kek.

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If it was a black person, I would believe it

White peoples are batshit crazy

Better candidates for massive weather news are
8/22
9/1
9/21
10/20
11/19

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I don't know how anyone can look at that headline and NOT think that most people are completely fucking retarded and that this world is fucked.

? Care to explain

fuck my shit up senpai, bring Philly its knees

The IRS / CIA have nabbed a few over the years.

no more LNG exports to Europe

still not getting the vax

HAARP x CERN
Highest power test to date (Aug 14)

Cool. So the worst is over here soon and we can ditch this "higher taxes on white countries only to change the weather" scam.

i MIGHT have eat alot of beans and farted in direction of america on purpose
oops