what's it gonna say?
Is Trump fucked?
Are Democrats fucked?
Is Garland fucked?
Is Chris Wray fucked?
Is Brandon fucked?
Are we fucked?
DOJ ISSUING A STATEMENT IN 40 MINS
Blake Cox
Nicholas Anderson
probably just going to say they were recovering documents.
Nicholas Hill
Heavy rhetoric against the right. More gas on the flames. These fucks don't care
Jaxson Sullivan
They're gonna drop an oopsies our bad don't revolt everyone.
Jace Sanders
He's gonna cry about FBI getting death threats LOL
Ayden Campbell
>accelerate and purge
Cooper Nguyen
>we needed to get some documents
>we are le good
>trump is le bad
>we cant talk about details of an on going investigation
>btw it wasnt a raid it was a search warrant being executed
Aaron Stewart
Looks like the Cincinnati occurence has forced them to release something to attempt to maintain the crumbling facade that they are not a completely corrupted monster organization intent on destroying the country. Fuck the DOJ, fuck the FBI.
Ayden Young
Pilpul
Owen Carter
They'll release the search warrant and migatards will seethe cause only trump should know what it says
Wyatt Brooks
Washington, D.C. is fucked.
Now that Barron is unleashed, no one can stop what's about to happen.
Nicholas Carter
They’re going to say anyone challenging their authority is part of a vast white supremest conspiracy and is also likely a Nazi
Matthew Anderson
The words white and domestic terrorist will be said no fewer than 12 times. Didgets don't lie
Mason Parker
Dumbfuck Trump took his love letters from Putin home with him and that’s a big no-no.
Aaron Robinson
This faggot is nice and comfy in DC, isn't he?
Ayden Flores
Probably going to announce mail men and dmv will start carrying machine guns.. shoot to kill
Isaiah Baker
He is resigning and going into hiding
Hunter Lewis
Unless they announce they are arresting Trump, it's going to be nothing. People on the left will continue to suck off the FBI even if they admit they fucked up, people on the right will continue to be upset over the Biden administration weaponizing the DOJ and FBI against political opponents.
Jose Jackson
I CAN'T STOP SHIDDING MY PULL UPS
Leo Williams
“Trump was illegally holding Crossfire Hurricane documents which showed how we illegally tried to set him up, spied on his campaign, reported back to Obongo, so we took them back.”
Lucas Edwards
Checked because, probably
Isaiah Ward
wut?
Brayden Cox
>what's it gonna say?
A bunch of vague bullshit for the MSM to craft a story out of
Jonathan Jackson
Lucas Ortiz
This is glorious
Noah Johnson
One line about the raid. The rest will be crying about how agents risk their lives everyday, and speaking out against them puts their lives at risk. Finally, he will threaten anyone who says anything online that causes the agency anxiety.
Anthony Roberts
>can we see the warrant?
>no
Ethan Wright
>"yea we didn't find the crossfire hurricane documents that prove we spied on trump.. we were listening in on his phones and he said they were in his safe! what the FUCK!!" - Merrick (((Garfinkel)))
Thomas Hernandez
What will the Department of Jewstice say???
Alexander Butler
Nothing ever happens
Andrew Butler
>Are we fucked?
David Garcia
"we raided his house so politicians could use it in their campaign ads on the left AND right. please keep voting, good boys and girls. everything is fine and we're not looting what's left of the world's economy while you're not looking."
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Hunter Foster
Anyone have a link?
Christopher Sullivan
>We are shocked and saddened by the right wing extremist MAGA movement attacking an FBI building in Ohio today. Since the FBI disproportionately employs more jews than any other federal agency except for the CIA, there ia no denying the fact that this was another holocaust.
Lincoln Wright
>DRUMPF supporters are shooting up our beloved FBI. This is unacceptable in our democracy. drumpf drumpf drumpf drumpf drumpf...............................................
Joseph White
Don't care what they say. FBI are dead men walking.
Henry Diaz
Looks like trump staff had been in compliance so the FBI has a lot of explaining to do.
Austin Williams
He's going to say: Yes we did it, so what? If you don't like it, you get to be next. But we all know you won't do shit.
Luke Reed
They'll probably say:
>Oy VEY, this totally organic, definitely not a false-flag attack on our innocent FBI proves that racist White supremacists are the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ and therefore we are arming our new 80,000 IRS agents with the $700,000 worth of ammunition their agency purchased this year, because muh White terrorism is bad and we're taking all your homes and bank accounts.
Benjamin Cox
Fed niggers dindo nuffin
Nolan Stewart
Forgot screen cap
Andrew Green
Trump's fucked.
FBI raid happened right after Alex Jone's cell phone got introduced as evidence in his court case.
The prosecuting attorney then told Alex he'd be forwarding the contents of his phone to other lawyers to use against him.
Thing is Alex is into some deep shit with January 6th that isn't even publically discussed yet. namely, he used the same security and has the same idealogy as Stewart Rhodes and the Oath Keepers, 11 of whom were found guilty of Seditious Conspiracy.
Apparently they were planning to smuggle guns into the capital for daddy Trump.
Anyway, Alex has been bragging about having Trump's number for years and he probably texts Roger Stone regularly.
I believe there's incriminating evidence on Alex's phone because Alex is a fucking idiot as evidenced by his choice of lawyers.
RIP Trump, Alex Jones, Roger Stone, and who knows who else. Probably Nick Fuentes, he's way too pro Russia and got a free trip to Infowars even though Alex is a Zionist.
But yeah, it's good news. Orange man and Russian shills are going to get rekt, callign it now.
Robert Bell
Based Antifa
Samuel Cooper
If this faggot mentions anything more a white supremacists and terrorists, the country will go nuts. He needs to try and calm shit down, but he still probably sperg.
Lincoln Roberts
>we had the wrong address, sorry
>anyway
Evan Rogers
the chuds get special treatment yet again. If I was running the FBI I would do all i could to get you losers to become terrorists so I could imprison you all and protect democracy from you.
Bentley Phillips
They're going to try to sue for a truce after accidentally starting the war
Isaiah Jenkins
Here are some Fox Jews links, they'll have the press conference.
planetnews.com
usnewson.com
ustvgo.tv
watchnewslive.tv
Noah Peterson
Here's a Fox News stream.
youtu.be
Jaxson Flores
Based. Chuds should be locked up and forced to take estrogen
Ayden Russell
>We have siezed 15 boxes of Ultra Mega Giga Maga Propiganda and need 2 weeks to determine the Fact Checking Consequences.
Jaxson Long
^about
Jaxson Bailey
How many Jews are in the FBI and CIA? Where does one locate those numbers?
Adam Gray
Ooooh shiiiit! The things you just remind me of!
Hohoho, this is better than xmas, MUCH BETTER!
Aaron Watson
>we found a top secret classified document to resurrect hitler in biden's body and overthrow Our Democracy TM. thankfully, the files were destroyed, but trump will be disqualified from ever being president again because he also had 3 speeding tickets and an unreturned library book
Thomas Hill
Jesus Christ I know this is a troll but there are legit intelligent well educated lefties out there and this is the quality of their political stance these days unironically
Austin White
Seethe
Lincoln Thompson
TRUST SESSIONS
TRUST THE PLAN
Q WILL SPEAK
Christian Fisher
>Something something January 6... something something INSURRECTION!!!
End of speech.
Andrew Sanders
drumpf got heccin bazinga’d
Jonathan Campbell
He'll probably just address the "incident" in OH, before babbling about muh domestic terrorism and fucking off.
Benjamin Reed
Yes, YES!