A toast to my Chinese brothers, the future is ours. China won.
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im sure itll work really well
pay your mortgage
China is the Alex Jones of countries.
that thing is shitty enough to be legit
wow, honest chinese
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>it walks like my great grandfather
Dropped
Nah, most ladyboy lovers are Anglos.
In bank cucking maybe
>the seething replies from amerimutts
kek
china can only knock off things. take an idea and produce 100000 shitty versions of it. now drink your gutter oil
this is the ugliest sex robot i've ever seen. it doesn't even have individual fingers.
how can a sex robot give a hand job with mitten hands?
and it looks like a dude robot. nobody is going to fuck that robot. get back to work china
>Mooooom I want Boston Dynamics
"We have Boston Dynamics at home"
>Boston Dynamics at home
fake like muskrat's "robot"
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>their own ad promoting it has it walking at 0.1 miles per hour and falling on its face several times
Unironically what did they mean by this
China is going to fuck it up and create robots that will end the human race.
thanks china!
When you steal intellectual property it's easy to leave your competitors in the dust.
>whoa dood china numba 1 we rip off japan!
Faggot.
Lmao Japan had shit like this 2 decades ago and here in states we have robots that compete in darpa challenges and autonomous drive car from a to b circumventing obstacles climb ladders jump and climb over unstable piles of cinder locks then open doors and cut holes in walls to go inside and put turn a valve this thing is a joke
Why do chinks always larp as white in their shitty memes? Are they ashamed of being shitskins?
I wouldn't worry about it
Honestly I'm impressed at the level of piss take here, I thought China was very egotistical about their garbage being Numbah Won
Can I fuck it? If not, idc.
How fuckable?
did they just steal elons robot?
What do you think?
>Meanwhile 11 years ago
Japan already figured out that humanoid robots are useless and retired this thing
Literally gonna be this
how will we ever recover from this technological feat
Seethe harder muttoids. China is miles ahead of your collapsing shithole now.
We are the innovators, trail blazers, pioneers, trend setters and leaders
Now kneel before the new masters of this world. Pay your respects and know your place
LMFAO. This thing still waddles about like toys made in the 90's. Meanwhile, Boston Dynamics robots are literally running obstacle courses and doing back flips.
These robots have been walking like my great grandfather since the days of ASIMO in the early 2000's.
It walks like it's going to shit itself any second
>China creates first humanoid robot
>Throws huge event for its unveiling
>*curtains lift*
>Crowd fawns and applauds the robot
>*robot violently shakes*
>*explodes*
>First three rows of people are incinerated
>Crowd flees towards the exits in a panic
>Escalators swallow swathes of people as they flee
>Those who escape the escalators run outside and get swallowed by a sudden sinkhole
>Tuktuk crashes into lightpole and incinerates the rest of the crowd
They've developed the hottest toy of Christmas 2004?
No?
Juan Cabrio had to stop them from detonating nukes, remember?
Seems the AI needs to learn how not to shit its pants, cause that walk is ridiculous.
Make this happen and I will praise and buy your product.
if that's true. then why doesn't this sex robot even have a mouth hole to fuck?
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Whiter than you
Just wait until they give those robots the new state-of-the-art Chinese assault rifles
>unveils
that word alone puts their weakness out in public display.
the correct response would be if this was revealed through "leaks" or not at all.
Quick, use the power of diversity: hire more niggers and trannies!