Don't laugh at me, motherfucker!

Beto has entered the !JEB! phase of his campaign. There's no stopping him now.

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Remember when politics were so reserved that Howard Dean got BTFO for an awkward yell?

you at least gotta give him props for running as a democrat governor in texas. abbot is such a massive faggot that i could see his persistence eventually paying off

>THE ASSAULT RIFLE 15 WAS LITERALLY DEVELOPED TO PENETRATE TANK ARMOR AND EXPLODE VIETNAMESE HEADS LEAVING NOTHING BUT A FINE MIST

*LAUGHS IN THE BACKGROUND*

Robert Francis O'Rourke is his real legal name, he just uses "Beto" because it's vaguely Hispanic sounding so he can more easily manipulate Jose for help to take the guns.

i would slap him to death

he's trans-latinx, don't be such a bigot.

the dude is shouting and yelling like he's in a 2000's Tom Cruise action movie, people don't wanna see that shit

lol

>Beto has entered the !JEB! phase of his campaign.
Please crap....

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I was a punk rocker, rebelling against my wealthy parents and skatin'
Now I'm a lefty grifter trying to get into a club that doesn't want me and baitin'

Imagine him sperging out at a world leader, calling them a motherfucker so he feels cool. Later on we get nuked while Robert is safe in a bunker.

Remember when the founding fathers use to get into fist fights on the Senate floor? That's why the Senate has the "don't talk mean" rule.

ACTING OUT BATTLE SCENES ON HIS KNEES
KNOCKING HIMSELF DOWN DEAD AT 10,000 YARDS

A FOR PANDERING
BUT BETA IS A BORN LOSER

HES GOING FOR THE RECORD OF MOST LOSSES
GONNA PUT SHILLARY TO SHAME SHE ONLY LOST TWICE

Abbot is gay, Beto is a faggot.

Since current politicians want so badly to do away with free speech, I say we make it a punishable crime for any politician to use fake gun "facts" when they obviously don't know how guns work

Noooooooooooo!
You gotta Call me BAaaaaY-Toe!
Look I skateboard and stuff.

>hyperbole hyperbole hyperbole
>OTT acting
>emotional reasoning

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Imagine him skating for clout and then falling and cracking his skull open spilling his brains onto the ground. That'd be awful!

You know what Beto's ethnicity is?
Irish I were Hispanic

Exactly.

>DID YOU KNOW THAT GUNS WERE DESIGNED TO KILL PEOPLE
Wow what an amazing revelation, I hate guns now.

is beto cuck a faggot? if not i bet he has sucked at least one dick

The worst part is that it all works on women and minorities, so they'll vote with their hearts and not let racist facts get in the way

>hurr ar15 designed for the battlefield to explode heads should be banned
Yet they are totally fine with a 300 win mag semi auto hunting rifle with a wood stock. Totally less lethal than the ar15 since it's not designed for war, and is a nice grandpa hunting rifle with an old look. God leftists are such subhumans.

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>You know what Beto's ethnicity is?
>Irish I were Hispanic
CAAARRRRLLLLLLL!!!!!

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>designed to penetrate helmet
Hahahaha lol