What message would you broadcast fren?

cnn.com/2022/08/03/politics/fema-emergency-alert-software-warning/index.html

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>I HAVE NEVER SEEN A THIN PERSON DRINKING DIET COKE *SEND*

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The Any Forums Global Command has detected a missile threat to Any Forums
A missile may impact on Any Forums or /k/ within minutes
This is not a drill

The classic "u up?" would be amazing.

Sneed

>we wish the Holocaust happened

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Israel did 9/11.

A picture of my cock

I poo when I pee

They are going to make a redo of the "muh galactic federation" of 1997 isn't it ? lel.

And then after that try to impose digital id and bullshit, predictable.

Niggers tongue my anus

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heat signature detected

> EVERY FUCKING TIME..

KEK

Trump is your president

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>Prima Nocta is the law of the land for white couples that are getting married

Pokémon Go to the polls.

>the 87k new IRS agents are auditing your entire city. Stay indoors. You are about to be audited.

>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DETERMINED THAT AMERICANS ARE REFUSING TO TAKE THE MONKEYPOX EPIDEMIC SERIOUSLY
>THEREFORE WE HAVE DECIDED TO ENACT A MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION DAY FOR ALL AMERICANS
>FEDERAL AGENTS ARE ON THEIR HOUSE RIGHT NOW TO GRAB YOUR DICK AND CHECK FOR DISEASE
>FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN LOSS OF GENITALS
>WE’RE THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND WE WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF
And then I’ll just spam NIGGER unitl I’m stopped

fpbp

You will never be a woman

Good of them to alert the world to potential vulnerabilities

Is this a psyop? Disinformation campaign?

lol holy shit they're actually prepping for EAS to be under control of their enemies.

Update the software then WTF

Unfathomly based.