cnn.com
What message would you broadcast fren?
>I HAVE NEVER SEEN A THIN PERSON DRINKING DIET COKE *SEND*
The Any Forums Global Command has detected a missile threat to Any Forums
A missile may impact on Any Forums or /k/ within minutes
This is not a drill
The classic "u up?" would be amazing.
Sneed
>we wish the Holocaust happened
Israel did 9/11.
A picture of my cock
I poo when I pee
They are going to make a redo of the "muh galactic federation" of 1997 isn't it ? lel.
And then after that try to impose digital id and bullshit, predictable.
Niggers tongue my anus
heat signature detected
> EVERY FUCKING TIME..
KEK
Trump is your president
>Prima Nocta is the law of the land for white couples that are getting married
Pokémon Go to the polls.
>the 87k new IRS agents are auditing your entire city. Stay indoors. You are about to be audited.
>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DETERMINED THAT AMERICANS ARE REFUSING TO TAKE THE MONKEYPOX EPIDEMIC SERIOUSLY
>THEREFORE WE HAVE DECIDED TO ENACT A MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION DAY FOR ALL AMERICANS
>FEDERAL AGENTS ARE ON THEIR HOUSE RIGHT NOW TO GRAB YOUR DICK AND CHECK FOR DISEASE
>FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN LOSS OF GENITALS
>WE’RE THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND WE WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF
And then I’ll just spam NIGGER unitl I’m stopped
fpbp
You will never be a woman
Good of them to alert the world to potential vulnerabilities
Is this a psyop? Disinformation campaign?
lol holy shit they're actually prepping for EAS to be under control of their enemies.
Update the software then WTF
Unfathomly based.