/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45
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>TrumpVideo: A Nation In Decline 8/9/22
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>TrumpWave: Gestapo 8/9/22
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>Pres Trump @CPAC 2022 in Dallas TX 8/6/22
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>Pres Trump Save America Rally in Waukesha WI 8/5/22
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>Pres Trump @AFPI Annual Policy Summit in Washington DC 7/26/22
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>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16
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phys.org/news/2011-07-minority-scientists-ideas.amp
dailycaller.com/2022/08/10/school-charged-parents-45-public-records/
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This is ULTRA MAGA country.

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uh, how much is the IRS paying?

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ULTRA MAGA

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its ULTRA MAGA

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this weeds out the majority

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I hate Eddie so fugging much.
Why yes.

Seriously, this is pathetic. This is unacceptable coming from a general officer, especially from the Chief of Staff.

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anyway g'night
if tucker mentions the SPR this week i will esoteric myself with a gas line

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Oh boy I sure hope we get more artistic critiques of faces on testicles in this thread.

so the egg poster is dead

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Like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Trump woke up the nation, and it's only just beginning.
>73% of Trump voters think Democrats are trying to REPLACE white people with "immigrants and people of color who share their political views", shocking new poll shows
>The survey also asked: "Do you personally believe that in the U.S. Jewish people are trying to replace white Americans with immigrants and people of color who share Jewish people’s views?"
>12% of Trump voters replied "Yes"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10896935/73-Trump-voters-think-Democrats-trying-REPLACE-white-people-win-votes.html
>Scientists at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute have found that when just 10 percent of the population holds an unshakable belief, their belief will always eventually be adopted by the majority of the society
phys.org/news/2011-07-minority-scientists-ideas.amp

Obviously most people are not going to openly name the jew to some random pollster... so safe to say you can easily double or triple these numbers, at a minimum.

Jew political, funding and voting data:

it looks good but unsanitary

What's the price of a dozen eggs in your state? Mine is $4.45

what a strange bet time you have

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and you

Remember that thing I wanted to talk to you about earlier.

RAIDED

>so the egg poster is dead
Yes, he is extremely dead. It is very sad.

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yes
checked

apparently those positions start at like 41k a year. I imagine most people working those jobs will be DMV-Americans and antifa supersoldiers looking for a chance to ruin the life of the white man.
don't forget they'd all need to be up-to-date vaccinated lmao

>And lastly it is my deeply held belief that you're ruining the international order
why yes, how could you tell?

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AWOO

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Just got 10 fresh eggs today from my girls,10 leghorns. Have 5 female dual purpose as well that will start laying soon. Dozen a day easy. Feels good

Tucker has an hour long show exposing the ODP

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That alone would keep many people from joining. Except the weak bugmen.

about $3 right now. used to be like $1.30. i dont eat many eggs but just use them in recipes that need egg

I would eat an egg sandwich from this man
I hope the next stall makes coffee

AWOOING

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oh what was that, i still have a little time

The heat kills anything nasty.

checked

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>tfw forgot to awoo again

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hello again, i'm Ron Burgundy, and i once ate a fly on accident while jogging. it tasted like shit.

Parents group in Massachusetts charged 45,000 for requesting info on the "diversity and equity" curriculum
dailycaller.com/2022/08/10/school-charged-parents-45-public-records/
Joe and Hunter fly to SC for a beach vacation, since Joe has been hard at work coughing for several weeks
thegatewaypundit.com/2022/08/joe-hunter-biden-jet-set-south-carolina-beach-vacation-video/
BREAK OUT THE AWOOS! supermoon this thursday, be on the lookout for werewolves you stinky draculars.
washingtonexaminer.com/news/dont-miss-it-2022s-final-supermoon-thursday

AND NOW
our top story tonight
i got a burger from hardees and it tasted burnt and i was very upset i want a refund

that's all for now, you stay classy /ptg/

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damage control distraction activate!

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>egg prices skyrocketing

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ULTRA MAGA

EXTREME AWOO

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Listen Jack,
There's ZERO INFLATION

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you just did.

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EGG FREN DAT YOU!!?!

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The Army tests Soldiers in the prose, grammar, and content of their writing. This wouldn't even pass the writing quality requirements for a junior NCO.

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PICKLED

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Remember when you said that people getting angry over natowave pics was an example of them not being immune to propaganda?

>the earth spun the fastest ever
>but also days are slowing down
trust the science™

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everyone post jaks

YES! HELLO!
WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

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Mexicans are all mask cucks. I hate them. Absolutely filthy, but they wear the mask so they can't possibly get sick right?

>the vegetarian primate fears the chad birba

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Whoever wrote this garbage has monkeypox.

>climate anxiety

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Imagine getting anxious over the rain.

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He nuked the Krona?

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I get them every saturday at the farmers market. $7 for 2 dozen or $4 for a single dozen. Worth every penny.
I also get local honey, raw milk, goose/duck cuts and assorted veggies and fruits. I love my farmers market. You likely have one near you.

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WE THOUGHT YOU WHERE DEAD!
Canadian geese are absolutely fearless.

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Raided bitches

This is great

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this is more normal than usual, actually
oh yes, people do not understand that sometimes attention via outrage is the point. memes are not always posted with serious endorsement but the fashwave/NATOwave aesthetic has a secret in that the aesthetic IS the message, and not just in association of "fascists use it so it's a fascist aesthetic" but in a more literal sense of displaying digital decay, authoritarian messaging/symbols, and highlighting the fakeness of the world that people know

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>voter fraud
slight of hand so they don't have to say election fraud which means insider criminality

the term "monkeypox" is racist against africans!
please use the term "pridepox" in future.

i mean twitter retard is kinda right.

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May you find a big-breasted woman to keep you warm at night.
Holy lel I just looked at the CPI yeah this is no reason for the admin to pat themselves on the back.

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>May you find a big-breasted woman to keep you warm at night.
YES, YES, YES!

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farmers markets are bastions of white supremacy

they are going to buttfuck this man to no asshole then stick a pike up there like vlad the impailer and put him on display, aren't they?

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and their jumpsuits were brown!!!!!
just like Hitlers guys!!!!!

Maybe that´s a gesture of love.

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is it true amerishitskins have squeeky little faggot

mutt voices and your skins swarth ?

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>You likely have one near you.
not really. but if i had a goth tomboy farmer gf wife we could create our own farm market with all those things easily with a lot of hard sweaty work

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>oh yes, people do not understand that sometimes attention via outrage is the point. memes are not always posted with serious
This brings me to my point. The monkey putin meme was created with that point in mind. Back in 2017 Any Forums got a new janny from Russia that was pro-Putin and would ban people for making fun of his country or any Baltic user pointing out how the Russian diaspora act in their countries. So they went with making putin look like a money to make the janny mad and it worked.

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law and order

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its fucking real
haaretz.com/opinion/2022-08-11/ty-article-opinion/.premium/bombarding-gaza-as-a-gesture-of-love/00000182-8951-d9bc-affb-ebdfec570000

Niggers aren't monkeys. Niggers are niggers.
Accidently right.

>390577079
No, but I wouldn’t be surprised if something like that happened to you.

POV: you are dumgay waiting for his stargay

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>only Christians battle evil
that Jesus dude really had some choice words for a certain tribe if I recall correctly

I saw postings in Florida for 80-100k. I tried applying but they want to see your covid vaccine card before anything.

Most leftoids are larpers, boomers who want to remember the 70s, suburban nurses with 'daughters' formerly named Aiden and other non-potentates. They want their dictatorship but they want -drones- or something to enforce it. They never thought that maybe the guy next door working 80 hour weeks to get enough money to escape this shithole might someday become literally hitler and gas them all.

The idea that they're even doing anything -truly- wrong doesn't even occur to leftists, since in their minds they're 'team good guy'. Fucking you over is fine, then they're surprised when you're angry and think you're in the wrong.

Tax accountancy?

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Rate my prediction
>PA
Democrats sweep all with riggers , PA Is made functionally perma-blue forever with fraud , and state level rinos won't care or do anything about it, if not helping out
Oz gets wrecked, fetterman wins by a thinner margin
>GA
Kemp wins
Walker wins by a very thin margin, likely ends in another runoff
>WI
Michels wins by 2%-3.5% points
>Ohio
Normally Vance would be expected to win, but the ridiculous "polls" would suggest to me that they are confident riggers and can rig and get away with it.
>AZ
No clue. It will be chaos, but also zero sum, if lake manages to overcome riggers and win, it's unlikely Kelly will have enough to defeat masters, but the same goes harder in reverse and
>FL
Nikki fried gets stomped, DeSantis does not tolerate riggers
>Texas
Abbot does not tolerate riggers and Beto gets stomped for the third time in a row, several spic majority house border districts flip for red the first time in 100 years , democrat dream of blue texas for the next few election cycles gets flushed

D-51/R-49 or D-52/R-48 and House ends up somewhere in the range of R-235/D-200
2024 is an auto win for democrats with riggers being set up successfully in Ohio, entrenched into PA and entrenched into AZ if lake loses

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>I tried applying but they want to see your covid vaccine card before anything.
they have to keep the rightwingers out

>abc.net.au/news/2022-08-10/new-york-attorney-general-donald-trump-investigation/101321144

HOOOOONK!!!!!
moar birb!

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literally any person that misplaces a comma on their tax forms is a criminal
send in the fucking clowns

Negev chan is horny today!

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These threads need a new subject line:
>/ptg/ - PRISONER TRUMP GENERAL - TINY HANDS EDITION

>/ptg/ - PRISONER TRUMP GENERAL - TINY HANDS EDITION

>/ptg/ - PRISONER TRUMP GENERAL - TINY HANDS EDITION

we've got one in town here, i want to go and get some tomatoes and beef so i can make
WHITE SUPREMACIST CHILI

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copebot

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why are his hands so tiny? its over

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that is also why "dark brandon" can't coopt it (it's originally a right-wing meme anyway, not just in darkMAGA but also the dark brandon ones were just irony posting, see the hyperborea edits) and trying to make it "cringe" doesn't work (people will still keep posting it because it's fun even if boomers and bureaucrats use it badly - pepe hasn't died yet, it just morphs slightly like with groypers or apu)
well that's just alinsky's rules coming into play along with the rules of the internet
>"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage."
>"A good tactic is one your people enjoy."
>Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.
>Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
>Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

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No, you likely do. You should really do a search to see. I visited some family in Houston this past spring and was surprised to find multiple farmers market throughout the city. I went to the one in Tomball and was actually quite surprised at the quality and variety of the produce.

If youre a rural user, I'm sure theres a farm or ranch within a reasonable distance to acquire your eggs, milk and proteins. You dont know if you dont look. I'm sure youll be surprised at what you find.

YOU FATS ARE GOING TO GET TAXED AS MUCH AS WE ARE

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You have made this claim at least three times now...

You work in bank, gold vault, casino, or missile silo security. Someone claiming to be from an associated agency comes in and says they want you to shut off all the security cameras while they do an "inspection".

How do you react ?
Anyone that makes such a demand has bad intent, period. Full stop.

This is the residence of the President of the United States. They went through the first lady's underwear drawer.

They brought in backpacks. Why were the backpacks not searched ? Who needs to bring in backpacks of materials to pick up specific documents you claim to exactly where they are ?

They planted bugs. Possibly biological and chemical agents. This should be viewed as an assassination attempt against the President of the United States, and we can be glad if it only turns out to be illegal spying.

Breaks my heart to say, but I don't think Trump can go back to Mar-A-Lago. Too much risk. You got played Secret Service. Played by a bunch of FBI faggots from District of Criminals. We gave you those nice guns for a reason. Next time use them on those faggots, call for backup if you need it, but do not let the criminal FBI faggots in. If you get approval for them to go in it is only one or two at a time, under armed guard and observation.

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>those tattoos

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it shall be done

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there were credible rumors surrounding your demise, but its good to see you safe and well fren

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I got banned on twitter for posting this. I got mass reported.

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LOL

>who is Black

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>I luv my farmer's market
Good for you, dweeb

>If I had a goth tomboy farmer gf we could create our own farmer's market
You realize you'll eventually have to emerge from your dungeon basement and go outside to do that, right?

Will I really need to spend a Wednesday evening slaughtering awoos? I don't want to have to spend a mid-week evening slaughtering awoos

Please notice the "independents"

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oz is going to win by 7 points lol

>don't forget they'd all need to be up-to-date vaccinated lmao

Yeah that's a tough Venn Diagram.

Good movie. Still haven't watched the 2nd one

Canadian geese are freaking SLUTS

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oh good you can start with all of the shady 'nonprofits' that the left has that constantly play monetary shell games and change their names

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I like this, keep it simple. Maybe sub in Brak. You have my blessing.

NO NO NO NO
WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE BAIT
YOU SHOULD BE RIOTING

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>dweeb
if you're the breakfast-loving poster you're getting so bullied

although i'm still upset anons didn't capitalize on the easy avenue to sneak in symbols to get retweeted a bunch, the reichsadler was the only high profile success i saw but there was a grand opportunity to make it another #DraftOurDaughters and it was completely ignored

look at this photograph,
every time i do it makes me CRUSHINGLY DEPRESSED
thanks

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0% chance with riggers in Philly and Pittsburgh

I been using eggs to make tempera for icon painting. I guess it’s time to switch to wax.

what is this?

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In the name of Satan, I condemn this image of god.

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>You realize you'll eventually have to emerge from your dungeon basement and go outside to do that, right?
outside is stupid and you get monkeypozzed out there

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Akschually that's a Canada Goose
allaboutbirds.org/guide/Canada_Goose/id

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GOT THAT SHITSKIN WORLD LOOK INIT MUTT

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It worked well enough for said vatnik janny to ruin the baltic-oz combo general with k-pop bots and got Barbosa's images banned for a while. The fact that there are people getting upset enough to think this silly meme is glowie made is laughable.
There's still your Cheney meme getting used unironically on twitter. Also some anons are making some.
Show him some of your dark brandom memes, fren.

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that bird (dinosaur) is eating bugs and has a nose that makes jews blush
by no means is this based

Cuuute!
Also cute!

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