The IRS posted the job duties for the 87,000 new agents. One is a WILLINGNESS TO USE DEADLY FORCE.
Literally IRS Death Squads.
The IRS posted the job duties for the 87,000 new agents. One is a WILLINGNESS TO USE DEADLY FORCE.
Literally IRS Death Squads.
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Where’s your Schedule B form, faggot?
Pedo voters think this is a cool use of the IRS
Was the trump raid to distract from this?
jesus fucking christ
I know we shitpost sometimes and some of it can seem hyperbolic
but the Republic is seriously fucking gone, and only blood will restore it
>Little Johnny runs a lemonade stand in Boise, Idaho
>Sells $20 worth of lemonade to neighborhood Chads
>"Thanks for the fresh squeeze little bro"
>Neighbor gets jealous because she is 35+ and never had kid
>Reports Johnny to the IRS
>Special agent Brian Licker shows is on the case
>Goes to Johnny's house with a no knock warrant
>"This is agent B. Licker. We have reports of fifteen cents in taxes owing from an unlicensed lemonade stand!"
>Shoots Johnny's Jack Russell Terrier in self defence
This is the future you chose.
Please dont shoot me
>50 hours per week
>On call 24/7
>No holidays
>Dangerous situations
>Might have to kill someone
Starting pay $41,167
>Masters Degree required
>3 years IRS experience required.
i've been thinking of emigrating to the US, this sounds like the perfect job
ooo im literally shaking in my crocs
iRsWDS
America, the land where a bloody revolution was fought over an income tax of 3%
Now has an income tax of more than 30% enforced by a literal standing army of tax men
>Excuse me sir, you checked the box for "No" for trading crypto in 2022.
>Bang Bang
Republicans need to pledge to defund these jobs when they gain power. Anyone taking one of these jobs should keep that in mind.
Starting a new job in a few days and am going to go ahead and claim 6 dependents.
And we too are willing to use deadly force to protect ourselves.
Audited, with extreme prejudice
This is probably related to the PPP loans. They’ll find a way to arrest everyone that took one ushering in the true collapse of the middle class
and there was supposed to be mass deaths from the vaccines and we all were supposed to be fighting each other right now for a can of beans due to food shortages
shut the fuck up with these bullshit conspiracy theories
>be american
>pay 10 monopoly dollars too little in taxes
>get shot in a no-knock raid
Defund? Prosecute for treason and armed robbery and official oppression. Remember Lois Lerner? Trump gave her a pass and that's why he got raided. He was WEAK.
For the GS-9 that is not even an exaggeration.
Holy shit those wages are bad
85,000 irs agents
Against 150 million pissed off taxpayers… who wins? Placing bets now
based ron paul poster
All of these agents have names.
It sure would be something else if there was a database of these agents.
They go places and do things and have to reveal themselves now and again in their job functions.
It wouldn't take much effort to just make a note, in a public setting, that you've been visited by one agent or another.
An industrious person could even make a public document of such interactions.
Kinda like how Google does for us.
UP THE IRS
>the Republic is seriously fucking gone, and only blood will restore it
Unfortunately this is the most underrated post on the entire internet right now
itll be full of tax collectors who think being given a gun by the government makes them a cop
It’s hard to kill if you’ve never done it before though. So of those pissed off middle class Americans who would actually do shit against an agent licensed and protected to kill
This country has people who would blackbag their own kind for not even five grand a month, pre-tax.
Good job, pussies. You hesitated for too long. Now it's too late. Pathetic fucking cowards.
Irs has always had firearm training but I do agree
they want their pandemic money back
>Fact check status: Deboonked
I was worried about this till now
Yeah, that's the base salary. Bennies and pension is gonna be off the charts. Full medical, dental, free college for your kids, 401k matching, full pension at 55. It's like the firefighter and cop jobs around here. On the surface the pay is shit but OT and benefits are to the moon. That 41k is basically your fun money, everything else is paid for in bennies.
>be American
>forget to carry a 0
>get shot
Lol
Bitch
We SWEPT YOU OUT OF THE PRIMARIES LOL
you couldn't even win in Maricopa fucking county
You're fucking dust bitch
Blow away before I come crush you into even smaller fucking dust
If it is the IRS's job to collect the nations taxes, then why do they pay their agents so poorly.
Granted it is better than some branches of the military.
They won't do shit. They'll do no knock raids in the middle of the night because they're pussies. They won't try militia gun toting rednecks in the middle of the day because they'd get destroyed.
No Republican is going to go on television and say that, but they should tell anyone thinking about taking one of these jobs how unstable they are going to be. Make people see these jobs as poison.
bennies can be taken away cash cant
Hope they don’t knock on my door I will kill idgaf
How much you wanna bet the majority of these 87,000 will somehow just happen to be left leaning politically?
SoundCloud Rappers and OnlyFans cam whores.
Live stream it.
Am I missing something? Since when is the IRS and armed agency of the FED? 1984 IS UPON US
Oh, he's gonna hire me to break knuckles for him this time around.
So, time to piss off
You now are dealing with people who don't even understand how to play nice.
Hella basedo!
IRS already had the most extra legal powers of any Federal agency, far more than the DEA, FBI, etc.
Dark Brandon is so so so not fucking around.
He is forming an NKVD force to pursue insurgent pantshitters and ban them from life if they persist in everything from crypto trading to posting conspiracy misinformation online.
>our corrupt propagandist media never lies
>we should believe them even after all of the proven lies they've told
eat a lot of sweet, sweet paint chips as a baby, didya?
Why not just simplify the tax code to make “cheating” a lot harder
Is being a murderer a prerequisite for the job?
oh so this is why they have all the immigrants.
Just use LinkedIn glownigger wanabe
>you're doing it for The Party, not for pay. you should be honored to work for The Party.
Until the IRS starts going after AIPAC, ADL, SPLC, and every fucking synagogue, I will continue to assume they are kike bootlickers and worthy only of death- just like the jews.
>the government takes bennies away from its employees
holy lol I really doubt that.
If an agent kills one black person theyre toast. This is the dumbest thing ive ever heard what are they thinking
the declaration of independence isn't supposed to be a guidebook
What’s stopping people from killing is the fear of going to jail and having never done it before. The proposed agents have one of those barriers taken away
So it begins
>youtube.com
Isn’t this what local Sheriffs, FinCEN and the Treasury Department do? I’m gonna apply to be an IRS agent. So I can bust a tax dodging Billionaire.
>wow imagine if the roles were reveraed
>if you give us a majority we'll promise to but never form a committee even
:^)
Okay officer of a new office sent to eat out our substance, nothing ever happens :^)
I can't wait for Hollywood to start churning out Auditor Dredd movies to push the propaganda.
it will if they step out of line by doing their job according to the written instead of unwritten description
More like
>Working some job and owner decides to not fill out your taxes for a few years aka pocketing them.
>Few years down the line employees get billed from IRS 10s of 1000s because they automatically ship our refunds.
>lengthy court battles because someone wanted to be a kike and ooga booga be a nigger.
I've dealt with this personally.
Took 3 years to solve the shit.
Still dealing with fallout 7 years later.
no, literal IRS getting deathed squads.
Federal pay schedules were established long ago and we're supplemented by a strong pension. Those schedules only index for CPI inflation (bullshit and understated by half) and sometimes pay increases are frozen and never restored. It's been a steady decline, and the pension was gutted.
they do perform everything right, obviously. thr definitions and truths are the covert orders