A-are you okay eurofrens?

A-are you okay eurofrens?

How are you dealing with all the crises going on?

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The only solace is that we are getting very close to the leaders who create these crises being dragged out an beheaded by the mob.

The fuck happened in Portugal ? Looks like they were bombed.

it just looks like that

not my problem

this, in clash of clans of course

>ruintugal

>shuts down nuclear power plants
>gas turned off from Russia
>coal unable to pass into Germany
>weather is too hot for solar
>lack of wind for wind turbines

Uh. What's going on, Germany?

>The last time river was this low - during 2018, it ended up having to close to 132 days, almost plunging Germany in recession
Is this true ?

based

2 more weeks

I'm fine. Was gonna go fishing but it's been raining pretty much daily for a week now. My yard is turning to mud but that's ok.

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>Article about rivers running dry
>Portuguese homes are flooded to the point people are using kayaks indoors

another incendiary headline from the daily drivel

>>weather is too hot for solar
>plug a cooling fan to the solar panel
problem solved

What caused climate change 500 years ago?

A volcano in Iceland, but it was a mini ice age instead.

so could we theoritcally emulate volcanic ash to cool the climate...

Well if Yellowstone blows we don't have to emulate anything.

>burning hot temps and no AC in summer
>soon to be freezing temps and gas shortages so no heating come winter
man it really sucks to be a euro doesn't it

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>How are you dealing with all the crises going on?
doesnt affect me

oh no... anyway

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If we blew up a bunch of nukes that should do the trick. Problem is that we'd have blow up a lot of them, and in the current era the countries with nukes understandably aren't willing to blow through most of their stockpile.

>30C and Yuros be like its too hot and spicy
Come back when it's 35C+

Underwater villages becoming exposed

>Come back when it's 35C+
We had that a few weeks ago.

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Based, fuck Westies.

>98.6 degrees Fahrenheit
>in Sweden
It's over for Europe.

You don't even need nukes, but even then a single nuke deep in the Phlegraean Fields in Italia would be enough to send us all to stone age.

I thought my face was gonna melt off. I didn't enjoy it. If this is the future then I'm fucked.

>rhine is wet
i get no pussy on my dick
>rhien is dry
i get no pussy on my dick

I dont exactly understand the difference and why i should feel affected by such a minor natural catastrophical phenomenon

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It had been for the past week

Remember, you're more south than the most southern point of Europe.
There are places near the artic circle where it's nearing 30C.

It's like it's getting 50C+ in your country

>There are places near the artic circle where it's nearing 30C.
I live ABOVE the arctic circle and it was 32 here a while ago.

Works on my machine.

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Apologize.

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>if north then cold if south then hot
Fucking RETARD

No

Based

it wasn't enough to import Africa's population, we also had to import their climate somehow

I wonder if it will ever rain again

Not my problem

Based

>tfw rained for 16 days
Wanna trade?

Yes please it's too hot here

It's weirded watching everyone either fry or drown, while here it's an incredibly mild summer. No real heatwaves, no storms, mild rain every few days. July might've been even a bit too cool for most peoples liking. God smiles upon Lithuania for once.

Nuclear can't operate either way, because water is too hot.

>be european
>chop down forests
>now your continent is on fire
Just plant some trees, lmao

We'll enter the solar minimum in ~2036 so enjoy the heat while it lasts.

Sun cycles. It's always the sun, and occasionally volcanoes and meteorites.

Temperatures are normal for summer here. Watching turkmany and its puppet states suffer is top comfy.
Can't wait for this winter when they'll be freezing to death

It really wasn't that bad. Sure, not having AC sucks but if you stay indoors and don't open any windows you'll be fine since it's still warmer outside than inside. And that's with the PC running.

I spoke with my grandparents from Bonn last week and the Rhine still seems to be there

>but if you stay indoors
Didn't have that option.

we have a lot of trees since everyone is in cities

Same here. We've had some really hot days but for the most part it has been a normal shitty Swedish summer with a mixture of overcast skies, occasional sun, and rain.

>sweden gets more blacks in over the years
>they even start stealing the rain
wtf? you can just steal anything if you import real africans?

Based

>you can just steal anything if you import real africans?
Yep.

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Shhh don't expose our national lifehack.

Continentalfags can suck my dick

>have devastating thirdie-tier floods last year
>now it's dry as fuck and apparently rivers are vanishing
Uh Sciencecucks, care to explain this one? Is this a covid symptom?

Sometimes I think you are a woman larping lol

Portugals live underwater?

It feels like paradise here. We have plenty of green areas and plenty of water. Trees look full of life and the weather is amazing.

Atleast Portugal still looks the same

Floods happen on dry soils and/or in wrongly urbanised places.

>lelgium
>dry soil

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It's what happens right now, have fun in autumn.

You mean the populists and other right wing faggots that cause and celebrate global warming?

Technically it can, but think of the poor fish user

No, I mean the people who stop oil coming into our countries while they refuse to build, or even close, nuclear power stations.

it's leftist faggots that made us go back to burning coal

This is media cherry picking chaos to make money you dumb amerifren

All you had to do was build renewables, but guess who opposes those? Uneducated populists

>invent pollution
>get punished
Simple as, and they deserve worse

you mean like Germany, who had to fire up more cola plants because renewables are pieces of shit can't produce energy reliably all day long?

Hasnt been that warm here, just the regular 2 weeks of disgusting heat

See It's the fucking sun. Stop being schizos.

No, it was a village that got underwater when the state build a damn back in the 1971, so the people were moved to other palce.
It's the first tiem since that year, that peopel can see that village again

>le wind turbines will save us

holy fuck you're retarded
youtu.be/N-yALPEpV4w

based

not my problem
just get it fixed

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Its over for europe
im coming to argentina bro

>British media

Economy is not going to recover, oil is running out, climate is running out. This is the beginning of the end.

It can, but the fish will file a complaint.

Baaaased

we're having it so bad we've literally found atlantis

bump

Rain won't help with that, you'll just get humidity on top of the heat, which is even worse.

What is german cola called?

you raise an interesting argument

It would cool down things temporarily while it's raining, the only way for the coolness to remain is if the rain were to continue forever, which is our usual weather.

>rhine impassable to coal barges
Mother earth is fightning the germoid virus.

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Afri Cola

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fucking finally, I was born for a Mad Max scenario, not this gay comedy.

What's so gay about stability and comfort?

The negherlands is full of blacks.

This entire thread is about the consequences of decades of "stability and comfort".

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>>weather is too hot for solar
do solar panels really?

BBC

An American tourist cummed into rhine and a polish laborer saw it

Germany wouldn't have had to do that if they kept their nuclear on. You would know, your country runs on 70% nuclear energy, and that's with mostly 40-year-old garbage power plants. If modern France didn't suck at construction in general, you could probably have gotten to almost 100% nuclear, with all the old plants replaced by now, and you would be making deals to build new plants for other countries (faster than one every twenty years, I mean).

Die in a hole, incels

If only usians and euroids polluted less greenhouse gases to the environment

It's the consequences of retarded energy policies, not stability and comfort. If the world had switched to nuclear/renewable in the 1970s when scientists were sounding the alarms we would still have stability and comfort for the predictable future. Unfortunately now it's too late and our boomer politicians are going to run the world into the ground because they won't live to see the fallout.

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You are a brainwashed moron.

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congrats to globalists on their chemtrails

Yep, been seeing headlines like this + Middle East for the past few years...now all of a sudden every habitable place is becoming inhabitable. These Great Reset guys are good! I'll give them that.

Is that a real ad or is it a parody making fun of that party? Cannot tell.

Putin's temperature hike

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