Is it true that Americans can't have nice things just because they try to put their dick into everything and then sue the company?
Is it true that Americans can't have nice things just because they try to put their dick into everything and then sue...
Cameron Rodriguez
David Mitchell
Charles Williams
What's up with all these word salad posts today? More bots than usuaL?
Brody Martin
>pre cut watermelon
>take it home
>all the juices have drained out
do romanians not have knives at home? i expect this from brits but not you guys
Mason Brown
Litigious culture
Hunter Brown
that machine is for cutting bread
Landon Rivera
That's a bread cutting machine
Parker Collins
they're great when you just want a quick snack to eat while you're downtown
Mason Gray
Jews
Camden Gonzalez
why would I want something to cut my own watermelon
Grayson Mitchell
No its cause of their state protected animals, niggers
Jace Bennett
That's an oddly accurate statement about my people. We just love sticking our dicks into things and breaking them.
Jacob Bailey
it is for bread
Jonathan Thompson
>place seedless, flavorless “personal” watermelon into GoySlice 3000
>it slices your watermelon
>you pay a premium price at checkout to cover this machine and to cover damage from the refugees that break it weekly
>don’t forget VAT tax
>take your €50 watermelon home
>all the juices have leaked from the melon
>now all you have is mealy, tasteless flesh
>nothing beyond impotent little tan seeds
>don’t have a yard in your concrete sovietblok apartments anyway
Meanwhile in the southern USA
>stop by the Cave City, Arkansas watermelon festival
>locals more than happy to see a new face
>melons as far as the eye can see, all grown in a sunny and warm Arkansas field
>sweeter than honey
>buy two for $15 cash under the table, no taxes because fuck the federal government
>get home and slice one of the melons
>fuck it’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted
>watermelon juices running down my face, soaking my shirt
>real seeds, you can chew them up for extra nutrients but mine will be dried and used to grow melons in the backyard next year
>thank Jesus that I’m not European
Hudson Green
That's disgusting
Clean for food stuff you fucking animal
Grayson Ross
Why do starts deflect like niggers whenever their asked about why they like being retarded?
Jordan Scott
We can't have nice things because DEMOCRATS DO NOT AUDIT THEIR OWN PEOPLE. AUDITING IS A WEAPON OF POLITICAL ECONOMIC VIOLENCE.
Christian Long
why is it so fucking dirty in there? that's disgusting
James Torres
Those are bread crumbs, it's a bread slicing machine
Nathan Cooper
>yurolards are so fat and lazy they need a machine to cut goyslop for them
holy shit. russia, please take them over already
Brody Watson
It's a joke nigger, they put the watermelon in the bread slicer for a laugh
Ayden Ward
>needing a machine to cut bread
do yurolards really?
Christopher Cruz
Isn't that machine for bread?
Jason Davis
It's a convenience for people that need freshly baked bread sliced for random reasons, like making a sandwich in the van on their launch break.
Elijah King
You know that bread slicing machines were invented in the US, right?