Be a bolivian drug dealer

I can't belive i fucking laughed at this

mama mia

lel

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Is he OK? Nothing a few stitches and bed rest can’t take of right?

Pizzeria mafia Berlusconi

instant karma

Holy fucking kek

I haven't laughed like that in a while, thanks monke. Next banana is on me

>streamable.com/y0yw2d
kek

Neither. It's funny as fuck!
I can't stop laughing.

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I hope nobody got hurt by the pin.
Those things sting if you get hit in the eye.

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what the fuck how do you get this wrong

Literally just like in my cartoons.
Neat.

>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: DARWIN AWARD

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He's not going to survive

>he survived it for a few minutes

holy FUCK. jesus, if you replay the video over and over you can see his pants and the side of his ass/stomach fly to the right at 100mph.

lol

The least retarded Bolivian

Damn. Is he ok?

This is why the CIA can fuck around in South and Latin America with no resistance

DROP THE PIN
THROW THE GRENADE

DROP THE PIN
THROW THE GRENADE

Lightweight.

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I think he has two grenades. He pulls the pin on both but only throws one.
You can hear a second explosion.

Did he die with his muscles stiffened in that facial expression?

This is what happens when you do things half-assed.

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I would wager his survival chances to be slim.
Mostly because of where he is.
Even in the states he'd be fucked up for life if he survived, which only marginally more likely.
Probably shitting in bag with a little hook hand for rest of his life.

What in the ever loving fuck happened here?

How do you know he actually threw the pin?
Maybe he set off a second grenade he was carrying?

This is so cringe that it’s already based again.

is he okay

there's only so much time I can afford to spend laughing at retarded brown people

There is no God

>what is a complete breakfast

I still can't believe how easily pants go off whenever something involving extreme force happens.

bro, his guts are out, there is no way they could fix him even if he survived the blood loss in the first place.

br?

Lads I can't stop looking what the fuck happened

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He won a darwin award

Damn he's lookin pretty ripped

you'd be surprised

usacrime.com/coca-grower-accidentally-blows-himself-up-dynamite-bolivia/

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People have survived after handling their own intestines many times, but that is from a belly slice or a more superficial injury. His problem seems to be such a massive wound that blew a lot of pressure inward and destroyed vitals.

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damn..

checked, and that has got to hurt pilled

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looks like she experienced something like total necrosis of some part of her intestinal tract and a valiant attempt to save her was made noting the huge wound vac.

slow, self-imposed death by vascular insufficiency as directly caused by obesity and metabolic syndrome.

did he died?

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>loonie toons theme
abdya abdya abdya that's all folks

kek
certified carlos moment

based

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if he keeps that up he'll end up dead

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I would say.. yes

Dios mio indeed, fuck. Is that a cancer of some kind on her?

You'd be surprised at how sturdy humans actually are. Like I said, I'd wager he is dead. Even here in the states. But especially because of where he is. I'm just saying if he did survive, his poo poo is gonna go in bag and his hand is gonna need lots of oil but not for fun. Dick is prob gone too. He could become a brave and strong troon.
Damn, now I REALLY want him to survive. What a freak show hed be.

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Kek Carlito.

Why did he continue filming him instead of where the grenade went?
It's like he knew shit's was gonna go bad

that's granufoam, it's a wound dressing. when you see black like that it's wound vac, a new age method of wound/surgical site/etc closure with faster/better healing and far lower rate of infections. it's not necrotic skin as you would think looking at it.

was he a weed dealer by chance? There have been a number of occasions when iv been high and had something in both hands and went to put the wrong thing in the bin. Similar kind of thing here.

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some nice looking sequential numbers this thread.

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