Which jobs pay you to do nothing?

I want to pursue a career into doing nothing. So far I’ve considered these:

>night guard
>HR
>librarian
>elementary school fitness trainer

Any other ideas?

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Night shift shit of some sort.

Get into IT and pay third world freelancers such as myself to do the work for you.

I sell feet pics

Night shift fucking sucks

Software Engineer.

night shifts are based. 0 normies and you have more freedom to work how you want

Delivery driver
>drive around (so easy you can almost be asleep and not crash)
>carry a box
>next

IT someone will pay you 80k to move files around create and manage users and update/install software

IT consultant

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TSA

I'm more and more considering it I can't stand the consumerism anymore I'd rather sleep and be alone

porn 'actor' is better. they pay you to fuck women

im at work right now doing asbsolutely nothing now that you mention it. im a solidworks designer.

Less of a third world shit hole than we are now.

Back in the aughts I had two jobs working as unarmed security. It was pretty easy. One of those jobs was guarding a parking lot at night. Basically got paid to read books all night. Just don't get a job as a mall cop, it's way more trouble than it's worth.

driving all day is pretty exhausting to be honest
it’s not hard or anything but it’s mentally draining because you are always between i don’t have to think about anything and i better be aware of my surroundings because ill kill someone if i don’t pay attention

security guard was my most do-nothing job. only problem is, they always kill the guard first.

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