As an Australian this country sucks, we have kangaroos and spiders...

As an Australian this country sucks, we have kangaroos and spiders. We are a really gay country and are a bunch of losers.

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I am sorry for your loss of Olivia Newton-John

Agreed, fellow bruce.

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That Boomerang guy redeemed Australia for me

dont lie you are the best country, with good wage, sun and beach, i will buy a house near the beach in sydney and enjoy my life

You have a Cool Flag and Theme Song

Demand annexation.

Moving out Europe is probably the best thing anyone can do right now. I’m going too Muttland though.

Sike I am actually a kiwi, thanks for the yous.

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No Fockin Way

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About time you started admitting it. I think Aussies are BY FAR the most annoying faggots on this board. Leafs pale in comparison to this island of criminal retards.

Meh, close enough and my point still stands.

We are very different countries actually.

In New Zealand you can't run a diesel engine without writing a letter in your prison diary

Yep, NZ people have poor English and let native people skullfuck them.

Big differences.

Electric cars are the future dude.

New Zealanders heave the most retearded eccent eever

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Nice trick lad. Open those ports up to our nuclear subs or I'm busting them open without consent.

Does New Zealand have monster crocodiles, snakes, and spiders like Ausfaila does (yes AusFAILa) because whenever I see images of New Zealand the countryside looks like the Swiss Alps

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Bro don't we're all betting on you to start unfucking things, anglophone is so fried

If you guys didn't have such a fucked up government (we all do to be fair), you guys would have a beautiful country. I would love to visit someday, but with my health that's not going to happen.