How do I become as manly as Ernest Hemingway?

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Dress up in womens clothes

KYS

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What the fuck is wrong with his right arm??

Be fat and bald and have a gay name I guess. I'm halfway there myself.

he has that alcoholic gut

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Fight for commie jews, turn into an alcoholic and kill yourself

Knowing poolacks you already have the first two checked.

I think being an alcoholic is important as well

drink alcohol, no onions all meat, shoot guns, beat women, write poetry, never see a nigger in the flesh, have a mustache

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How do you become fat and bald? Stuff your face with McDonalds and coom every day. You will get fat and bald in no time.

He had a crazy life
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Nourish your inner life, chase fantastic experiences, transmit the wisdom you gain via terse prose. Not fucking hard now is it?

There's nothing wrong with his right arm, that's a very small tear on the surface of a very old photo.

Then I'm three quarters or something. I hope being retarded is another criteria.

By blowing your head off with a shotgun

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his son was a tranny.

Didn’t that guy get stalked by the cia and diagnosed with schizophrenia

he founded the CIA moron

he was a sociopathic liar, lied about most of his exploits, like all writers.

Hemmingway was Wild Bill Donovan?