Hot Ruben on a Cross

>why is everyone making such a big political deal about this sandwich?
i dont get it user

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Who's sellin it?

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Only 67% bugs

The South will kneel once more.

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>67% bugs
are you telling me this is a ruben-con?

So this is what Italians feel when they see pineapple on pizza.

>swords of Damocles
that looks amazing

Hot cross buns

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Looks tasty

insufficient meat

>why is everyone...
i've never heard of it, not even once, doesn't a rueben go on rye anyway?

Hot cross buns are eaten to celebrate Easter. You don't eat Christmas cake with ice cream in July. No respect.

It's not kosher if there is cheese and meat on it. I guess that is why it's spelled wrong?

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Jews claim the Reuben sandwich as their own but a cross profanes it in their eyes

>Ruben is a jewish name
>jew on a cross
>jesus was a jew
>jesus being crucified saved humanity
That's why, the sandwich is being eaten for our sins to save us all

Jesus wasnt a "jew". He was a white man descended from Jacob. "Jews" are from Esau.

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Hot cross bun, heated, sliced in half, some butter.
Perfect

They sold raisin-less buns this year, sacrilegious

It's a spice bun outside of Easter. No egg white on top

Nah, he was a stinking, faggy jew in a dress. Don't be ashamed. Nobody forced you to worship him.

Don't know, don't care, but it looks like that sandwich has been sitting under a fucking sunlamp for 2 days. That's disgusting.

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That's the part you had a problem with, right

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