Do americans really live like this?

Do americans really live like this?

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yes. America is very very poor country. It all been lies. All the wealth folks have fled the country. Toilet paper is luxury here.

if they want to, yes. if a human wants to anywhere else, no

looks pretty accurate for Florida, desu

No. That appears to be satire.

i only take a shower once every 2-3 weeks

Yes, describes me perfectly.

How can you not afford wet wipes but you have hand sanitizer? They sell wet wipes at the Dollar Store for a dollar. Also why not just wet the toilet paper, it's not as good but works. I've never had shit stains on my underwear or bed and I grew up in Florida only using normal toilet paper. OP is fake and gay.

No, actually the sweat makes it easier to clean your ass because it turns the toilet paper into a wet wipe.
Source: am Floridian.

I'm also a Floridian and I never had this issue except when I get fucking swamp ass trying to pull the shit out of my ass hairs. Perks of living in 90 degree weather!

op is very gay but it's still funny desu

Why can't people just take a fucking shower after taking a shit? I use the restroom twice a day, once in the morning, then a quick rinse of my body, and once at night, followed by another longer shower.

Fuck I can think of a few people that absolutely live like this, this is not even remotely surprising or disturbing because of how much I have been exposed to it.

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only in florida, we're real nasty down here

amerifats? sure. normal americans look on them with pity however

>taking a shower twice a day
lol, you're getting rid of beneficial oils and minerals from your body doing it that often.

I’m from Florida and it’s really not that bad. Do I use wet wipes? No, it’s way too costly. What I like to do is use a hand towel and get it a little damp so I can use it to effectively wipe down as clean as possible. If I can’t get it all in one wipe I will rinse and hand wash it with a little detergent and go for round dos.

>eurobongs dont make a blanket and turd sandwich

World war champs still winning

well the average american does use 4 rolls per day

Are you Yanks really giving each other ass wiping tips.

You just do not understand American humor. You've been trolled mate.

florida is a beast of its own. people there are 70% more likely to be retarded

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It's bad here. Kikes are going into overdrive to drive Americans into the ground regardless of their race whilst still having their discriminatory political policies that favor minorities. It's getting real bad but the slave mentality that Americans are bred and raised into keeps them believing it's all going to get better or that somebody is going to save them and instead of doing something like organizing politically they end up attacking one another because the jews have convinced them everyone but themselves is out to get them and to worship their jewish religions. It's getting real bad and the few non-jews in politics are so stinking rich they're totally out of touch with reality when it comes to like 98% of Americans.

too soon.

Dude, too soon

Are you a racist? I would break your jaw in RL.

say it to me online

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Floridians are a race of their own. And I wouldn't be suprised.

yes. dont come here. ever. or you will get raped by niggers in the airport. if you are lucky they kill you first.

Imagine not having a bidet.

Why not just regular toilet paper for the heavy duty stuff then finish up with 1 or 2 wet wipes for the finishing clean?

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You couldn’t break a sweat, fat fuck.

Get that jet wash on your ass.