What is the proper religion for a Brazilian caboclo (half iberic half amerindian)? I like Catholicism, but I want to go further. I wanted a syncretism with my Amerindian ancestors believed and some occult stuff, but no a mumbojumbo confusion like most syncretism are. I like Catholicism because it is organized, there was been several ecumenical councils to decide the things of the Church. What I more want to extract from Catholicism is its organization, even though it is syncretized with European Paganism. Please no new age CIA shit.
What is the proper religion for a Brazilian caboclo (half iberic half amerindian)? I like Catholicism...
Juan Turner
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Luke Brooks
And no Islam.
Owen Nguyen
I just like Sufism. Other than that, nothing about the shitty religion of the fat bastard redhead from Arabia.
William Thompson
You have to worship your bowel movements
each one is a message from god
Wyatt Johnson
Amazon native faiths
Jaxon Turner
What were indigenous Brazilians like? How do they compare with the North and Central American varieties? I learned nothing about them in school. All I know is the tribes in the Amazon who wear red paint around the eyes and whose women had their boobas photographed for National Geographic magazine.
Isaiah Sanchez
Poopeatism
Carson Reed
I don't want to worship Beelzebub or Great Mighty Poo.
Unorganized. Next.
James James
>I don't want to worship Beelzebub or Great Mighty Poo
Butt you have to
Noah Cruz
Idk, I'm a caboclo from the city.
No is no. But buttocks are ok.
Jacob Thompson
Landon Barnes
Kayden Adams
Umbanda, actually. try to insert the nordic pantheon.
Dylan Hernandez
Not. I don't want to be an umbandista or a nazipardo.
But since you mentioned it, you need to look into a hilarious thing on Santeria (Cuban Umbanda) and Caribbean Spiritism. There`s like this "court" of spirits who are all scandinavian vikings from the 13th century, when they get channeled by the mediums what do these spirits ask (in shoddy english with thick caribbean accent) ? Well, cheap rum and cuban cigars of course, which devotees gladly provide to the priest so he can get wasted as fuck for free and scream at them in the shitty spanglish that he thinks is what nordic people spoke like in the middle ages.
Colton Howard
I want to get away from this new age CIA/disorganized syncretic bullshit.
Christopher Thompson
Stick with Catholicism. Anything trying to tap into the Shinto-style animism of muh ancestors is going to be an autist larp.
Nathaniel Barnes
Santo Daime should be a good start.
If you're really amerindian, stay away from african Orixàs, embraace plant medicine and shamanism
Charles Hernandez
Why nordic pantheon? Brazilians have nothing to do with it
Camden Martin
They have more than you may think. Because soon I will arrive.
Joseph Allen
>new age CIA/disorganized syncretic bullshit
You are yourself a new age creation since your unnatural kind can only exist thanks to propaganda, shitty new age religions are perfect for a rootless mutt such as yourself.
Noah Price
But I like Shinto, it's organized and gigakino.
The guy who createt Santo Daime wasn't even Amerindian, but African. But fuck off, maybe there's something to learn from this.