Eats your children

>eats your children

Why do Europeans tolerate this thing in their rivers?

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Daym that's one big boi.

It's just a Ralph Northam abortion technique

I wonder what it would feel like to cut a slit into its flesh and stick your dick into it and pump away.

ask your dad

back in high school we had a legend of 400lb mutant catfish lurking at the bottom of the river that could swallow men whole.

They be noodling

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pretty rare to get a well's over 200lbs, I live near a nature reserve that has a 15ft american alligator in a river you can throw a rock to the other side of, some woman didn't know that and let her great dane go into the water and it got taken

The chad Wels catfish and the virgin flathrad catfish.

That dude eats illegals
Put him back

These would eat /out/s wife in one gulp

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W H O R E

Does it actually eat children tho? I'm gonna need source and proof for that OP.

Doesn't sound that great to me.

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HENLO

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No they don't. They are like whale sharks.

One time a whale shark accidentally a diver and he just spit him out

What a good boy he swam to go give that guy a hug. He's our giant river friend and would save anyone in trouble.

There are pikes in the US, even 2 species. It's most similar to Sibiera, wildlife is +- like in Europe but somewhat different.

stuby fins typed this post

yes but its rare. They are catfish so theyre bottom feeders that will put anything in their mouth that will fit. Its mostly fisher and swimmers that get to close and get their leg or arm stuck.

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It would be like Nancy Pelosi gumming

Glub glub.

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Thanks for delivering.

You call that a fish?

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Hubba hubba

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Why are all kikes here today making shit threads like this? Is the jannie a jew again?

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>Whale
>Fish
Mutts

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We didnt have those here until a g*rmoid brought them here, g*rms are truly the worst of europe

Catfish is considered a delicacy here and the price reflects that but honestly I prefer tostolobik (dunno how to say in English)

Looks like this

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There are accounts of those things eating children in Europe through centuries.

Catfish here is super cheap and extremely delicious fried.

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