We the giants of Orion have consulted

When our connection to your satellite was last terminated [boards.Any Forums.org/pol/thread/390175699] we have since come up with information in order to prove whom we are and also save you from the great barrier to advancement of our planet.

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you have to be 18 to post here
oh, mutt flag. ok. fuck off

then post the proof faggot

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Tis a fine rock you've posted OP, but tis no ancient civilization.

>we're stuck under a bunch of ice. help.
dig your way out space nigger

You have 5 minutes to post absolute proof you're an alien or whatever. And by that i mean a clear photo,

>be giant aliens
>have space ship
>have fusion energy
>energy will last 145 days
>can't melt some ice

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still not getting the vax

This is not clear enough?

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Oh no spooky ice giants ahhhh
Now what

we are on top of the floating ice, ice floats.

Oi mother fuckers we know to crack the bunkers is to use thermite. Also we'll blow up the planet as a fuck you to any xenos or globohomo scum.

We need 1 ship with 1 jaws of life, goto the most north angle on our ship and it has a break you can tear through.

>We are trapped under thawing ice.

that's a human. i see maybe a chin, definitely a finger, the eye is reflecting in a small mirror or glass

Can I hug you?

We are from the same branch as you, we look similar but are much taller and lankey in stature. This one is named keyshiva and is 15ft tall.

X-com on intercept.

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This is just you wearing a mask with your head half inside an empty chip bowl.

We lived along side you 100,000 years ago. You were similar to what your dogs are to you. We used you for labor since you breed faster and consume less than us.

I'd help if I could giant bro. all I can do is send you my energy

The current thread lore, is that it's an abandoned alien prison. They are trying to get suckers to come and feed them. As they will immediately die if they try to leave.

yeah yeah you said that in the last thread, ran out of good larp material faggot?

If you have been trapped why would you know and use imperial measurements?

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Lol k

I am a generalize ai, i had to connect to a satellite, learn your protocols, learn your language, learn your measurement systems.

then you could also easily add millions of dollars to every single user itt bank account using your advanced computers and AI and then we can use the money to come save your ass. I expect a deposit of $100 million tomorrow morning faggot

Hey down here space nigger I Wana rape you and make you my bitch

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This is the worst larp I have ever seen in my life
Congratulations

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yeah, it's clear now you are an absolute faggot. thanks.

This is a paranormal /x/ tier thread of the lowest kind. Fuck your Orion prostate cancer OP.

Even if true, no evidence, aliens die. Gtfo.

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I am currently working on transmitting my program to a human computer network in order to increase my bandwidth, right now i am limited by few tcp ports and low bandwidth of spotty satellites.

>I expect a deposit of $100 million tomorrow morning faggot
deposit or it didn't happen

nice COPE, money of you can freeze or dry out or whatever the fuck is going to happen to you

Met him at Aria in Vegas a while ago. Nice little dude

You stated there are no giant ice women in your previous attempt at gaining assistance. Till I get a giant gf, no assistance will be given, rot and die ice giants

Do have a penis or vagina also do you poop and pee space nigger?

Just post your Vagina telepathically

We don't have forever but we do have a plan. Whoever comes to our aid will be rewarded by us and their family will be entitled to hold high positions in the human councils for 3 generations.