Women are fucked

Modern women are attention craving whores that need to be beat into submission. Prove me wrong. I’ll never lower myself and be someone I’m not for some pussy. Did that once before, not happening again. Now I see why incels hate women.

Attached: 87B3FF50-4C52-46B6-ACAC-4FF79FF3BEC7.jpg (750x1027, 155.99K)

Attached: Screenshot_20220808_211957_com.deezus.pchan.jpg (1080x2312, 286.73K)

Uncle Ted?

This is female sense of humor, bro. She thinks she's being funny.

Daddy’s so proud

Nice prostitute, how much for me the sire of Arabian oil sheikh?

Have you ever beaten a woman til she shits herself OP?

>>>
thats a bot

>8"
why do you think these fake accounts that are ran by nigger teenagers to scam horny faggots is somehow a reflection on women as a whole?

You should read No More Mr. Nice Guy written by Robert Glover. Your anger and resentment is the result of your Nice Guy Syndrome.

Bro stop I feel like I’m missing out since I havent

>quot
>Fucking html sanitized " doesn't render correctly.
>Software engineer gets a report at 3:00 AM and has to fix this without sleeping because hoes can't write dick measurements in inches anymore.
Kekk!

I’m not a nice guy

Sure thing peewee.

have sex incel

She's 28 and a used up slut

Every once In awhile I let women know that their sole purpose is birthing kids and pleasure. This is definitely why I can’t get laid, because I’m an asshole lol

>ywn be over 8 inches
why even live?

This is a man using a females picture. Are you really this dumb or are you just fishing for yous

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

You should probably start learning how to sleep with one eye open because one day she's going to kill you in your sleep. And she will get away with it also. Good luck.

nah books are fine, but you don't need a book to get women. You just need money, power, confidence, good looks, and to learn how to read them. Just ask them questions and give them compliments. They just want to talk about themselves and be told how pretty they are. Do this for like 3 dates and then take them back to your place and they'll fuck you. Shit isn't that complicated. This is like reading a book on how to use a screwdriver or a hammer and nails lol

most men say that you need to give your wife ONE good beating and it'll straighten them out and they'll never need one again
wonder why that is?

I bet she got so wet from the beating she came in the passenger seat.

But i like gag reflexes. Feels much better.

>all these newfags who don't recognize pasta

I know. That makes me laugh more than the pasta itself. These zoomer canadian niggers are reading books on how to get women thinking I seriously beat my wife. KEK

I have a gag reflex, Hairline and loud booming farts. I am proud of this. Booming farts are proof of not being a fag

I was hoping it was real, I laughed my ass off reading it

I don't have a place to go to meet other humans. People say go to a bar, I feel weird going there alone, go with a friend, all my friends and coworkers are already married or hooked up. Internet dating is a shitshow. So I just stay home and paint. I guess some women would probably find that cool but I can't even find a painting society to attend.

This pasta is stale.

Imagine being her father and seeing that.

Going to bars alone is how i banged many milfs back in the day. They were like who are you here with and I was like uhh myself (Adam Devine voice) (but said it in a way so they were weird for asking)

Sure you can, you just have to measure starting from your butthole.

>One thing though is that women are hypergamous and shitty.
I didn't get that from the book, though I was already aware from observing reality

Can confirm one good beating as long as it's from a place of reason to a woman's brain is almost necessary for pair bonding.
I'm not saying repeatedly beatings but a one time thing to make her brain understand you aren't fucking around.
Modern feminism makes females into beta male types. Alphas it's your job to beat the beta male out of her or she will never submit. You must make her want to be feminine and not some beta male that will always degrade and lash out at the perceived stronger male.

I love women, just not human women.

Attached: 1636908078512.jpg (850x1071, 158.55K)

>Going to bars alone is how i banged many milfs back in the day.
"back in the day" being the key words here

for some reason this pasta always gets a laugh from me lol

Can some codefag tell me what this is actually supposed to do

Sounds like you love the cock... Or too small to make her gag.

I'd hit it.